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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Kiki-frog]

So does tony put that through people's letterboxes as well?

[Kiki-frog]

Probably while shouting, 'How's that for a plumber's mate?'

[Charity]

I've heard that Tony always ties a plumb bob to the end.

[Kiki-frog]

Poor Bob, what a terrible way to die

[Bambiagain]

1984. George Orwell?

[Kiki-frog]

No, it was Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead pipe.

[gness]

Old Wives Tale......but true.

A cucumber in the pocket of Granny
Means babies, not one but many.

[Bambiagain]

Those old wives knew a thing or two.

[woofgang]

yes we do.

[rowanwitch]

But a cucumber stuck up your bits
Means he'll just have to play with your .
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[woofgang]

other tablet computers are available

[Bambiagain]

I think I'd just better keep taking the tablets.

[rowanwitch]

just remember herbal remedies are not always a safe alternative....

[Psybbo]

The phantom plumber strikes again!

[gness]

I don`t have an ipad. Am I in trouble?

[Bambiagain]

The phantom plumber in the bathroom with the herbal remedy?

[Bambiagain]

I don't have a problem. I am the problem.

[Charity]

Tixie, glamorous younger sister, lives in a house that backs onto the Thames - is that why she refers to her gentleman friends as 'punters'?

[rowanwitch]

If you are not part of the solution you may be a precipitate

[Psybbo]

2,000 wow