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FredPuli43 | 10:52 Thu 26th Jun 2014 | Site Suggestions
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Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!
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11:46 Fri 15th Jun 2012
RSPCW stopped it Maidup.
Got both G ;-) you'll have to come up with something better.....
Furry purple handcuffs?
I am aware that a lot of you are thinking that I have already gone Harpic (Clean around the bend) However, I am hoping that there are a few ABers who are able to appreciate the predicament into which I have now been placed.

Apart from having had an e/mail which appeared to have come from the 'First Church of Answerbank' , this evening I have had a somewhat threatening telephone call. The caller said, in a very gruff voice "Take care what you say in AB and don't upset Church Elders.

Upon my enquiring who was speaking, the 'gentleman' said "Mosher Morgan".....Now I have heard of him and he is believed to be a Hit-Man for the Taffia; which is a Welsh equivalent of the Maffia.

It is now making me wonder( or wander) into thinking that there is possibly a connection between AB's Church and members of the criminal fraternity. Furthermore, is the Government's Secret Organisations involved for my Telephone number and E/mail address to become available to those who are now terrorising me.

Ron.
That'll do as an horses doofers but for the main course?
(I already have several steel sets y'see)
They weren't walnuts they were rats brains - by big brother told me.
Why did that dawn on me just as I hit submit?
Ron. Have you considered Rev. V`s miniature organ?
I do like a woman who submits............
Taser Guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dawn? Last seen selling fascinators to the fascinated.
Can I use a hot glue gun and gaffer tape to wax my front bottom?
Do...but bite on a dollar.
Hello viv, how are you coping with ron?
It wasn't a complete success but 'Guinness' think I might have achieved the world's loudest yodel - every cloud and all that
HELP NEEDED!

Why have all my windows just shattered?
Did you have beans for dinner?
1) Ron, ...look into my eyes...

2) Dreadful news, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split.

3) Ron, gerrouttheway.

Johnny, ... look into my eyes...
Oona servessa por favor...
Johnny!!!! Bu99er Humber`s eyes. MY eyes......MY eyes!

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