Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

If all the male abers were laid end to end.... no one would be at all surprised

[gness]

And the advantage of an extra table leg would be....?

[venator]

vivandorron - thanks for putting me straight - I was worried that someone might really have been emailing and phoning - as I say on the Apotheosis site, we're silly, but harmless here - long may we continue!

[FredPuli43]

To hold your flap up, gness. Nothing worse than a drooping flap.

Why is it every time I try to post on here I get cheese toasties coming up?

[wolf63]

If they put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there?

[rowanwitch]

Blame mamyalynne she started it with the first answer

[Kiki-frog]

wolf - I need mine to get the lids off jars

[wolf63]

kiki - you can get a gadget to do that.

[Charity]

How can I stop my sons pointing and laughing when Fido gets his lipstick out?
It takes courage for men to break away from sexual stereotypes and sell Avon.

[Kiki-frog]

wolf - good point. In fact, I can get gadgets for all sorts of other things that Mr Frog does.
;-)

[wolf63]

kiki - "have batteries - will smile" seems like a good motto.

[gness]

My Avon lady is now a man. I blame Charity and Rowan.

[rowanwitch]

Its because they wanted more ding dong

[Barmaid]

I am coming back as a cat.

[wolf63]

Cats sleep 85% of the day and pi55 you off for the other 65%

[gness]

Or was it the spell? All my male callers are struggling with the skirts and heels.

[mccfluff]

im eating liquorice, is that wrong its only 10.14?

[rowanwitch]

Ahhhh that spell..... it was only supposed to work on Tony.....

eye of frog and beak of hen
Make all Gness's callers proper men
spice of ginger, mace and chilli
Give every one a 10 inch willy

[berniecuddles]

love a bit of black tongue lol!

[gness]

My postman now has a spring in his step and a huge grin. Could he be pregnant?