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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Psybbo]

Viv, make Ron sit down

[tenrec]

Watching Corrie now. Yes I know it's only ....

[vivandorron]

Yes wolf.



Ron.

[Bambiagain]

It's only Rock 'n' roll but I like it.

[sunny-dave]

Would you please rate my Duvet Cover ....

[askyourgran]

At a guess its Tog 20 there is steam coming out of it.

[Bambiagain]

I suspect the tog rating is less than that of your duvet.

[vivandorron]

Tog,tog.tog,tog,tog,tog,tog, tog,tog tog,

Too togging many for this time if year.

Ron

[maggiebee]

Now I remember why I always thought Cliff was crap. Hearing that I'm ready to run, run, run.

[Bambiagain]

Doesn't do that song any favours, does he?

[maggiebee]

Nah, should have left it to the Crystals.

[vivandorron]

maggie you have made your point.:-)



Ron (on the run now)

[Bambiagain]

Da do Ron ran, da do Ron ran.

[EcclesCake]

I have some banana skins, radox, baby bio and some bay leaves can I get high and will I smash up my summer house?

[Charity]

You can't knock 'til you've tried it.

[Bambiagain]

Somebody hide the dog, quick.

[sunny-dave]

I tried inhaling harpic ... it sent me round the bend ...

[Maydup]

I don't know Eccles but that combination is sure to make you pregnant.

[EcclesCake]

It's OK Bambi I've eaten.

If I did smash up the summer house would I be able to claim on my neighbours house insurance....the bay tree is technically in their garden.

[askyourgran]

You should have worn your wellies then you wouldn't have got pregnant.