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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[vivandorron]

I see we are back again to pregnancy in this thread.

It's time the Ed announced officially that he is going to award 'nighthoods' to folk who are endeavouring to avoid pregnancy.

Ron.

[Maydup]

Cheese toastie anyone?

[Bambiagain]

Ooh, yes, please. I was feeling peckish. (Could I be pregnant?)

[EcclesCake]

Eating a jar of pickled onions a day seems to have been a very effective form of contraception!

[vivandorron]

Possibly Eccles.....Anyway, avoid French Letters sold in my part of the world (Wales) because they are often counterfeit, and have leeks in them.

Ron.

[sunny-dave]

As Mrs O has pointed out, Anserbonk-dans-le-Merde is actually twinned with

http://winemakingnoma..._france1256081901.jpg

and so only products with the official seal attached are permitted.

[jno]

please rate my cover of My Generation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2UjjFAeSGQ

[sunny-dave]

... is she up the dufff ? (no other excuse)

[Psybbo]

[mrs_overall]

What happened to Duffy? She did a Coca Cola commercial and hasn't been seen since

[maggiebee]

Où puis-je acheter une boîte de préservatifs aromatisés? Don't want to be pregnant.

[vivandorron]

My previous posting should be disregarded, as it could be an insult to a genuine rubber goods factory which is in mid Wales.

A friend of mine worked in the factory and told me of the occasion when the Marketing Manager was complimented by the M.D. on the fact that an order had been received from Russia for 10,000 'three packs' of contraceptives. However,after a discussion about whether the size which had been ordered of 18 inch length was really meant to be 18cms, the MD came to the conclusion that Russian Intelligence was aware that the firm was supplying the American Market and wished USA Intelligence to think that the Ruskies were better equipped than were the Yankies.

Consequently the MD said, "We can also play International Politics....Mark all the packets 'Made in Wales'..MEDIUM SIZE.

Ron.

[mrs_overall]

Someone once compared eating a whelk to chewing on a used condom

[sunny-dave]

That's an insult to condoms ...

[mrs_overall]

You can insult a condom?

They must be very sensitive

(I'll get my coat)

[EcclesCake]

I'm happy to stick to my tried and tested method of birth control. If I'm entertaining a particularly hoity-toity gentleman I might upgrade to pickled shallots.

[Psybbo]

Be carefull, you mght appear as the village ? in mrs O's radio show

[sunny-dave]

A few garlic stuffed olives with that eccles ?

[sunny-dave]

Look who you've upset now Mrs O ....

http://www.thepoke.co...rch-ever/protest3.jpg

[EcclesCake]

S_D, not sure about olives and garlic.....I might get that horrible dolcelatte between my toes.......