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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Psybbo]

Was craft a Rolling Stone groupie?

[craft1948]

I've just bought some Skechers Shape Ups to get fitter..................I can't even walk in the bloody things.

[chi-chi66]

if it's a rhythm stick...he's good for a beating

[tonyav]

Why does your chewing gum lose it's flavour, if you stick it on the bedpost over night.

[tenrec]

Cos the pixies chew it and then stick it back again.

[wolf63]

prop me up beside the jukebox when i die

[tenrec]

Would it not smell after a while?

[Kiki-frog]

Is this thread still going?

[sunny-dave]

No - we are a figment of your over-heated imagination ...

[sunny-dave]

50 shades of AB

[Kiki-frog]

Great, I'll write it all down and publish it then

[Euphemia]

Still unwinding...

[Kiki-frog]

I really like the name Euphemia. Could I be pregnant?

[marval]

Can I eat haggis in Wales?

[gness]

If I throttle my oldest friend at 7.30 will it matter?

[Psybbo]

She will remain your friend forever

[tenrec]

It's raining.

[gness]

Enough said.

[Traci66]

Never enough said.

[wolf63]

Does me wanting to throttle my cats make me a bad person?