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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[maggiebee]

I'm having a toasted bagel with cream cheese so there!

[Psybbo]

Tch

[sunny-dave]

I fancy having a toasted lump of coal with salad cream - could I be pregnant ?

[Psybbo]

Yes dave, that's a sure sign

[moonraker558]

What side is up?

[Traci66]

Don't let the grand dad catch you with your pants down.

[maggiebee]

Nah Dave - now if it was fried kippers you might be.

[bednobs]

it's just a great big raspberry anyway

[tonyav]

Is there any straw in strawberry's ?

[Arksided]

Yes the first five letters

[AB Editor]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18770953

[Psybbo]

Oh heck, the ED is on to us

[sunny-dave]

Quick - look casual ...

[Charity]

http://www.fart-sound.../fart_sound_board.htm

[tonyav]

Bloody hell, put your fags out quick.

[boxtops]

Ed, that deserves a post on its own!

[sunny-dave]

That is terrible Charity ... bookmarked :)

< you can probably hear the noise if you open your windows >

[Psybbo]

Charity, the dogs really enjoyed that and looked at OH

[chi-chi66]

if I stand sideways..he won't see me

[Traci66]

Beans on toast.