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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[sunny-dave]

Two table tennis balls and an orange

[Sipowicz]

Leave it for five minutes, then try again. Works for me every time!

[EcclesCake]

My BF keeps asking me for oral sex but I don't know what to say. Can you help?

[baza]

if the answer is a lemon what was the question again?

[rowanwitch]

Try talking afterwards you will find it a whole lot easier

[tenrec]

Don't swallow.

[LoftyLottie]

In a large brown box by Parcel Post. Put in a Clegg for free and make sure it gets sent to an address as far away as possible.

[Bambiagain]

I don't actually know anything about the law, but I reckon if you sue you've got a good chance of winning.

[Robinia]

Have you done your christmas shopping yet?

[Sipowicz]

Chain Reaction, by the Bee Gees!

[rowanwitch]

I woz on a bus and this bloke sat next to me and spent the whole journey looking at my boobs I know i an a 44HH but I think that it was not reasonable as I had the implants to attract young fit blokes not dirty old men

[Bambiagain]

No, I don't think so.

[sunny-dave]

@eccles - don't talk with your mouth full - it's considered rude in polite company

[Charity]

I've been on the sprout water diet for 3 weeks and have lost 21lb and all my friends.

[vivandorron]

Ed....With reference to your posting on page 14 of this thread and my response on page 15, I thought your original posting to Chuck was in 'Tecnology' not 'Travel' ...hence my knowledge of you being a cyclist.:-

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1119942.html

Incidentally, I am thinking of reporting you for having digressed from subject matter in what I consider to be a serious thread.

Ron.

[EcclesCake]

Robinia has reminded me....

Should I put my brussels sprouts on now and if I roast my turkey overnight can I slice it and reheat it in gravy on Christmas day?

[rowanwitch]

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[tenrec]

Should we support this?

[sunny-dave]

44HH

[tenrec]

Is Sqad around?