Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[shoota]

Just wondering.....

[humbersloop]

Right, for the last time of asking, I am going to explain this.

You fly the broad white stripe at the TOP of the flag, NEXT to the FLAGPOLE.

And if you confuse your bunts and your clews, you are pregnant.

[craft1948]

lol it wasn't erectile disfunction............it was pick me up bingo!

[Psybbo]

Should it turn blue or pink?

[gness]

Wandering I tell you!!!!!!Wandering!!!!!!

[gness]

Humber. Your recent concern about lighting a ciggie in Penzance gales was solved with the help of a blow torch.

[craft1948]

If eating bananas gives you a fat stomach, why do I have a fat stomach when I never eat bananas?

[Charity]

Can I take a crossbow in my hand luggage?

[shoota]

You be wth bairn, methinketh

[shoota]

Thats wonderful G

[Psybbo]

Gness, the problem is how to keep them alight European rules

[Maydup]

Electric cigarettes are available in front of the screened counters - bonus!

[humbersloop]

Ah, gness, you can get posh yachtie lighters for such weather. The Lakeland culinary blowtorch serves just as well I find. For cooking, you can't beat MachineMart

[Charity]

Where can I buy a Churchwarden pipe from that will match my wedding dress?

[gness]

Being Irish means obeying European rules only if it suits.

[craft1948]

I think Charity is funny.....................

[Psybbo]

Bin day tomorrow early, goodnight

[shoota]

Have a holiday............in the basque country preferably!

[Psybbo]

Gness, being Irish also, I ignore all of them x

[gness]

Happiness is......finally getting the ciggie lit in the gales at Penzance weighbridge.

Misery is.......the sodding great wave that came over the wall and put it out.