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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

may be one more shooby?

[Charity]

My man het my nie verstaan ​​nie

[vivandorron]

Good morning all.....I have just got back from my exercise class at the local Horological Nudist Society. Thought you might like to see a video clip which is worth watching for a minute to see our balloons; and if you click the centre you will see our digits.

http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html

Ron.

[sunny-dave]

That is astonishingly silly Ron - bookmarked and stolen for my facebook :+)

[rowanwitch]

My man came home last night and said he wants us to finish as he thinks we have grown apart. He has not been himself at all lately wearing m,ake up to work and I notice some of my underwear in the washing when I know I haven't worn it. I also saw he had changed the name on his bank account to Mary Beth Do you think I should try to persuade him to try again as he is a kind and gentle guy and love doing things like shopping and helping me choose accessories...

[vivandorron]

rowan....I really don't know what to say.

Anyway, I'm off for an hour or so to do some gardening because rain is expected this afternoon....Wish growing flowers could be done by a click of a mouse...just like the following(Click anywhere on the page...click, hold and drag etc.) :-

http://www.procreo.jp/labo/flower_garden.swf

Ron.

[Charity]

I don't wish to appear tactless but it's impossible to answer your question without further information - is he more Bangkok ladyboy or Christopher Biggins in panto?

[rowanwitch]

I think he spent too long at sea...

[vivandorron]

rowan....For the past few hours whilst in the garden, I have been thinking about your problem. Perhaps really you should have posted in the 'Health and Fitness' section where, possibly, you would be given genuine medical advice.

It is purely my opinion that this could be a Male Menopausal problem which, perhaps, has been escalated by medication. Is your man being treated for 'pulmonary arterial hypertension' and has been prescribed any tablets which contain 'Sildenafil Citrate,? Does he wake in the morning with any stiffness or throbbing in certain areas of his body.? Does he have headaches, flushing, dyspepsia etc.?....These are the sort of factors which would be required for even Squad to give an opinion.

In the meanwhile the following article could be of interest to you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viagara

Ron.

[gness]

I think you will find the overdose of Viagra will provide a convenient bucket hanger for the Sunday morning car wash.

[boxtops]

We're going to the vet with Rover (he's not ill, btw, just a check up). We reckon you'll be in 2000 when we get back - might even be 2012....:-)

[rowanwitch]

don't let him out of the cat carrier!!!!!!!

[vivandorron]

Talking of cats.

Two female moggies were sitting on a fence and a big Tom passed-by in the shadows. One female cat said to the other "I could really fancy him" to which her friend replied " Forget it, I have been in his company and all he does is talk about his operation."

Ron.

[humbersloop]

welding is not merely a job or a hobby, its practitioners are truely artists who get sick and tired of being MISUNDERSTOOD!!

[tonyav]

LOL @ Ron.

[rowanwitch]

I wandered lonely as a cloud that floats on high or vale and hill
when all at once I saw a crowd a host of bl00dy rapeseed

[tonyav]

Never a truer word spoken there, hippy chick.

[Charity]

So butt welding is both a job and hobby i.e. a jobby - thanks for clearing that up.

[humbersloop]

I'm certainly not clearing that up, thank you

[Bambiagain]

Surely that should read: I wondered lonely as a cloud...