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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tenrec]

How do I get cornflakes out of my keyboard?

[boxtops]

same way as I get the cocoa out, tenrec - send in the Ant Squad.

[tenrec]

Not keen on ants.

[boxtops]

get an owl, then, they'll pick 'em out. Or a woodpecker.

[albaqwerty]

add milk, they should float out.

[boxtops]

... or just put the keyboard in the dishwasher, that'll sort it.

[tenrec]

I've heard of dishwasher, but have no concept of what it is. Is it a man in a frilly pinny, or a dog with a long tongue?

[boxtops]

depends on your model, tenrec.... ours is small and furry, with a raspy tongue, and moves from room to room.

[albaqwerty]

oooh a man in a frilly pinny gets one into a right lather.

[tenrec]

Now, c'mon, we've gone off topic again. There will be punishments ....

[albaqwerty]

Is it too early for a knickerbockerglory?

[Charity]

I wish I hadn't asked my husband if he wanted a sausage sandwich for breakfast.
Should I have put my fly fishing waders on first?

[tenrec]

It's never too early for a KG, but I prefer a sausage sandwich.

[albaqwerty]

I believe chest waders are better. It also depends on the quality of the maggots.

[Charity]

Crushed nuts?

[mazie]

I've just had porridge with golden syrup and a liberal sprinkling of ants !

[Charity]

Ants in your pants make your bellybutton dance.

[mazie]

AND your porridge

[Charity]

Is butt welding a job or a hobby?

[Mick-Talbot]

Rate My Song Lyrics Please!

I woke this morning
As the day was dawning

Chorus
I wrote this song
It didn't take long
Shoo bee dooby
Shoo bee dooby




Well I'm still working on it actually. But so far ?