Pensioners licence

[netibiza]

Please may the oldies around here (mainly me) have licence tp make mistakes with countries and things.  Thank you.

[netibiza]

Trouble is gessoo (and I am not boasting here) I have 2 languages in which to get muddled and sometimes when speaking one of them the only appropriate word is in the other language. I do get some very strange looks I can assure you.

[gessoo]

My mother used to talk in sentences consisting of Russian, German and English it was very difficult to understand, especially as she had a heavy accent.

[gessoo]

I meant mother-in-law!!!

[netibiza]

he he even ole Ed is in the henhouse, or should that be Biddyshack.

[VINNY100_2]

Netti having a swinging time...hehe...!(:)

netti

[netibiza]

Vinny all >I got there was a man giving the finger!

[gessoo]

Try this Neti. It's Vinny's link and it's brilliant

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/boobs_hang_low.html

[gessoo]

Click on 'Play Again'

[gessoo]

Oh Vinny, that is just the funniest thing I have seen for ages and I will never be able to think of Neti now without laughing!!!!!!

[netibiza]

That's all very well but I can't seem to open it. Will have to get the computer seen too.

[shaneystar2]

I love that picture gessoo...that's just how I feel today .I must now don my biddycoat and take Shane out ..I think I'll forgo the headscarf though !!
Pay no attention to aggressive people.

[gessoo]

Try this

http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny.html

and Click on 'Do Your Boobs Hang Low'

[Robinia]

swaggers in all coiffured & looking ab ....fab

bet you want to take me on a driving lesson now eh Vinny?

've seen the boobs hang low before - it's hilarious. I think one of my sons sent it ....the kind of thing they do.

I stay clear of a lot of questions when I'd love to join in but brain fog as we call it - struggling for words names etc is just part & parcel of this FM. I've become a master at waffling - (you'd not noticed??!) just to buy me some time while I think of the important facts. People just love to finish your..... erm,......haha...bet you said it. So I try very hard not to do it to others. It's like a Two Ronnies sketch if I'm with someone who's the same.

my chickens are looking forward to having a new home - this weather ruins their hairdo's

hippychick

[gessoo]

I am getting paranoid. Chickens, chickens - you don't want me anymore 'cos I can't go near chickens and you are moving to the chicken house on purpose. Sob, sob, blubber blubber, waaaah.

Unwanted and alone

[netibiza]

Thanks gessoo almost had it there but stopped downloading. Don't bother. I just wish I knew what was wrong with my machine. I'm missing out on such a lot.

[Jude123]

Vinny I think we're moving to the 'chickenshack' Meet you there! :o)

[netibiza]

They are only virtual chickens gessoo so you can only have a virtual allegy to them. Now get down there and start scrubbing out the hutches(pens shacks) what on earth are chicken homes called.

[Robinia]

that's right neti - you tell her. Anyway gessoo you can always wear my chicken suit & look at it as homeopathy.

[gessoo]

I've already moved and got a good butcher coming round later!!!!

[gessoo]

500 - quick everybody out!!!!!!!