Listener 4836 Our Evenings By Kea
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It seems we're not getting any changes on AB 'til after xmas so I've set up a grotto for us. Sorry it's a bit like a scene from Great Expectations but I've sprayed a few cobwebs silver & blown the dust off me doileys so please come in & sit down.
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.
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Dear AB Ed how sweet of you (by the way it's Bing Bong - not the other way round) Have been to dentist need to have the nerve taken out after xmas - so he fiddled about to make me more comfortable. He said he'd never heard such language from such a dear old biddy - I was drenched, the tena kept twisting and it was sheer torture, the mere thought of lametta makes my teeth go on edge. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO AB ED AND THE MONKS. I'll try to download a piccy for Ed and the monks for xmas.xxx
lovely to see you Ed what's with the bong bing? hidden christmas bells or couldn't you get the chain off your ankle? (see I know what these monks' parties can be like)
Lets see. the heap in the corner groaning is jno, he''ll be better once the antibiotics have taken effect, try the old oil of cloves jno, dulls the pain and puts off the biddies with the mistletoe.
That rather exotic smell is Vinny, we don't buy air freshener any more, we just hang him up in alternate loos.
Neti and Robinia are around somewhere, I think Robinia went to the sales to replenish the bran tub. You are welcome to a dip but be careful how you open the parcel, some people mentioning no names, have a rather robust sense of humour, especially after 15 straight days on the Wincarnis and coke.
The tangled heap in the corner watching its a wonderful life and joining in the songs (well they think its a musical) are Smudge, Gessoo and Graemer and the person drawing pinning up the pictures is In a Pickle, our illustrator in residence. Anyway, have a seat, no not there the cat's just.....oh well it'll brush off lovely when its dry.....rub Vinny on it to take the smell out.
and Merry Christmas!!
Hi all just popped in to eat me bread & cheese - those mice put up a real fight, can't get me pinky out of the trap.
eeek!!...spots the Ed....whips out curlers & frantically backcombing.......Thought I'd heard my announcement Bing Bonger as I was crawling through the tunnel....
We're honoured ED to have you pay us a surprise visit ....pffftt...sorry about the dust. Woofgang has given you the guided tour I see & I do hope you've received a fabulous gift from the tub.....(if Ed's got the Fuschia Fishnets I'm gonna be livid)....ahem, well do have a Very Merry Christmas we'll all be along to the office to sing you some carols won't we???...... Lovely to see you...bye for now ...bye....
Tips tub up...bran flying....I swear if they've gone it's the end....I was planning on wearing those with me Lurex frock....
