BiddyGrotto

[Robinia]

It seems we're not getting any changes on AB 'til after xmas so I've set up a grotto for us. Sorry it's a bit like a scene from Great Expectations but I've sprayed a few cobwebs silver & blown the dust off me doileys so please come in & sit down.
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.

[shaneystar2]

That's as bad as the one we used to chant at school Robinia .Poor old John Masefields Sea Fever ended up as ..
I want to go down to the sea again
The lonely sea and sky
I left my vest and knickers there
i wonder if they're dry?

[Robinia]

hehe shaneystar - I used to make up a lot of daft poems. Maybe I should have worked at it....it's not done Pam Ayres any harm.

[shaneystar2]

Mz kezboards gone all funnz again !! Blast..I shall have to log in and and out again and then do a test post.Whz does this alwazs happen at this time on a Saturdaz night. I~m sure there is a ghost in mz computer!

[shaneystar2]

Testing testing ..one two three!
zzzzz yyyyy .I can't make out why it does this.Oh well never mind ..problem rectified. 984th post Robinia......If Vinny wins we will all have to go on the Biddybus to award his prize of a weeks holiday at the Biddyhome,Biddybank,Biddyland where he will be entertained by geriatric pole dancers and they throw in a free cup of Horlicks every night.During the day he will have a choice of loo cleaning classes or he can doze in front of the tele !!

[jno]

if Vinny posts many more saucy efforts like his latest ones, we'll have CB users reporting them on the grounds that they're ruder than CB was... then they'll all be banned and we'll be back down around 300 again. Come on Biddies, do try to keep up the tone... if it helps, I shall personally volunteer not to post any more links to contraceptive evening wear.

[jno]

Oh, and since I'm still up at this ungodly hour, here are some rock standards rritten by the composers to make them more appropriate for their ageing audeinces.

Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"

Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations--"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra--"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

ABBA--"Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Procol Harum--"A Whiter Shade of Hair"

Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune a-Rising"

Marvin Gaye--"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

[VINNY100_2]

Brill jno.Looks like im gonna miss the 1,000 answer,gotta take my son to the station 14 miles away at 10am(back to uni)you all planned this by purpoise..He He...when you reach the big number press here and scroll down(must be loud)

here (:)

[Robinia]

jno -they are hilarious, I'll send them to my sister! You're quite right , we have to maintain a level of decency here. I doubt whether any cbers are looking in though, we must be way, way back down the long dusty corridor of suggestions. In fact we're probably in the coal cellar by now - we wouldn't be trusted in the wine cellar.

Very good Vinny - the statue of Liberty bodice...??? We'll go as slow as we can, which won't be difficult, so you'll be back in time. Maybe we'll crack open a bottle of prune juice to celebrate.....

[Robinia]

I don't get the customary notices anymore when someone has posted on here, I get one that says 'Oi Binny, get yerself over to the Grotto the BiddyBus has just pulled up....and while you're there, tidy up the back yard & stop parking ya zimmers across the drive or you'll be served with an eviction notice. Cheers.'

Don't think they've noticed the chickens ...any eggs yet btw?

[smudge]

I wonder who will post the 1,000th answer?

Will it be an Old Git or an Old Biddy?

[Robinia]

well smudge it seems Vinny's determined not to miss it........... portacomp

[Robinia]

Looks like the race is on...... and it's between

neti and InAPickle

but wait....seems we could be having a surprise visitor ........

[shaneystar2]

Well folks I'll leave you all to get to 1,000 without me.
i am all ready to go out ..got my twinset on and the new pleated skirt.Those stockings you bought me Robinia are rather short in the leg and the seams won't keep straight.!
I am all done up to go out for lunch with my family as today is my birthday. So all have a nice Sunday and will be back later if the wine doesn't go to my head.!

[smudge]

Wishing you a Very Happy Birthday Shaneyster!

Have fun & enjoy you meal

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[smudge]

*your meal!

[Robinia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

~~~ SHANEYSTAR!!! ~~~

(I thought it was tomorrow, I should have asked. Smacked wrist for Vinny!!!)

[gessoo]

wishing my sis shaneystar a very, very happy birthday. have a drink for me!!!!!

loads of love and yes we will meet each other one day by hook or by crook!!!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[gessoo]

jno - I just love the song titles!! Had a good giggle.

Shaney - My blood tests showed positive for Rheumatoid for three years and 'Hey Presto' the last lot showed negative. Apparently this can happen as quite a few people hover on the borderline. Someone soon will be the lucky poster of the 1,000!!!

[Robinia]

....or by biddybus gessoo.

Have posted in suggestions but there's a smart alec - think I've made the point without starting anything

[woofgang]

will it be me?? If it is would like to send a message to allreaders of this thread.

Love

Peace

and surgical stockings!!