Vinny in the Dungeon

[Robinia]

Are you there Ed? Can you put down your Pimms & strawberries a minute please & tell us why Vinny 100_2 has been sent to the dungeon. I think he's going stir crazy & is sending bizarre notes via the dumbwaiter. (Did you know he's tunnelled his way into your office, has got himself blotto on the Buckfast & is serenading his Rita Hayworth poster with Gregorian chants?) Please help!

[VINNY100_2]

Ive just bought the observer and my favourite bar of chockys...LINDT dark...yummy...for breckys I had german rye bread..with strong cheese....I dont get bad hangovers if I stick to the same drink...his nose has just grown 2 feet hehe...!my daughters dressing up as Wonder Woman on carnival night thursday...talking of which..!where's judehaha..!!(:-)
robinia...ive got a thing about ginger bisquits..just luv em..do you remember then pennywise thingys ..I think they were 6d a packet....memories....da da da da da da de...!(*_*)

[Jude123]

Afternoon all Back to earth with a bump sunday dinner, Dad's, rice pudding etc. Had a good night last night. The Aces were on and the night went really well. except for a premeditated attack by 3 big body building types on a youth. Upset everybody for about 3/4 of an hour but soon got back to normal. It usually is very friendly place - honestly. The incident lasted for about 2 minutes the rest of the time was looking after the injured youth.
I love ginger biscuits too Vinny I like Sainsburys Taste The Difference stem ginger cookies with oats, and ginger crinkles. There yer go, I knew we had something in common besides being part of this happy band of 'biddies'. Going to relax now with the paper and the crosswords with a nice cuppa tea! Hiya Robinia Hope you are well. My garden does look quite good. The rain has brought some more flowers out and the grass is really green now. I'm going to put some more grass seed on it in September.
See you all later!

[Robinia]

hi both - here I am back again - bit like the smell down my drains every time it rains....my sister has just sent me some pics of her hubby doing some major renovation pruning in their garden, he hates gardening, so I've doctored one (with Diarmuid Gavin) & sent it back.... :o)

haven't had any ginger biccies for ages, nice crushed up on deserts.....Pennywise yes, & what about iced gems or pick 'n mix biscuits in those big tins with the flip-up lids?.....everybody's grubby mits in 'em........malted milk, nice, shortcakes, pink wafers - they all tasted the same after they'd been mixed up.....can't stand them with currants in yuk (mouse droppings?)

[shaneystar2]

Vinny..BONG BING ..where do you get your german rye bread?..I can't get it for love or money here. Only pumpernickel.
Mr S. brought some back last week ..but we have eaten it all !!

Glad you enjoyed your holiday Jude ..it's piddling down here ..I have my buckets in position and the butler is standing by with a mop.

[jno]

ooh, did someone mention Lindt? Funny how I can hear that word from half a mile away and know at once whether or not it means the fluff in my navel... Hello Jude, hope you had a nice break, sounds like you had a bit of ultra-violence to prepare you for re-entering AB Suggs... I have been back to the dentist for yet another expensive crown. It was going to be the last one, but another old crown started wobbling yesterday, so he says I'm going to need yet another one now and, he said with a gleaming smile, I'm going to be spending more and more money on my teeth for the rest of my life.... I do love to see a happy dentist!

[VINNY100_2]

Hi shaney,I get it from East &West bakers Barnstaple.They sell and make bread from all around the world.And you want to see there cakes and pasteries...yummy....ooops...your not on the ol diet still??sowee>hehe..!robinia,woolies use to sell fruit cake,and you could get a massive slab for 2/6....(:-)

[Jude123]

Hi Shaney & Jno It's nice to be back in a way. I'm a bit of a 'home bird' really. Talking about biscuits I like Jammy Dodgers as well!

[Robinia]

hahahaha lol jno - no room in mine since the piercing went horribly wrong.....I'm beginning to wonder just how many teeth you have....?

shaney I think Vinny has

eine kleine frau to bake it for him

[VINNY100_2]

hehe..I wish..(:o)

[shaneystar2]

Poop ! They don't appear to have an online shop.
I shall have to get the butler to polish the Daimler and drive me Barnstaple.
Eine kleine frau ..Ha ha ....typical Vinny....I expect she's all dressed up in a dirndl and flashing great big steins of Becks in his direction amongst other things!

[shaneystar2]

P.S ..Would Jno please come and rescue me in P&P about that Q about placenames in P&P.

[VINNY100_2]

haha...Ive scanned a piece for you shaney
....erm...methinks im going loopy..hehe..!(:-)
tasty
they've got a rubbish web site,are have a word when I go in there next...you can get it online here shaney..
here(:-)
ey..we could have a competition to see who could scan the weirdest item...erm..ive got an idea......hahahaha..(:-)

[shaneystar2]

Oh wow ...thank you Vinny ...kissy kissy xxxx

[VINNY100_2]

Morning.....all..! enjoyed the kissy kiss..shaneyI see you can get all yer german sausages etc to,handy for xmas.well, its a very nice morning here.haha..me daughters complaining somebodys left a slab of german rye bread in the scanner what fool would do a thing like that..ooh just a mo,Ive got an itch down below..methinks them pakistanis have been Tampering with me Balls...hehe..!! got to paint a couple of ceilings this morning,so wont be far from the old computer..
ps...we havent got a W.H.Smiths...could we have are P.O in the local pub pleeease,..!!(:o)

[Robinia]

totters in - a vision in khaki
morning, ooer I'm dizzy again today.....TUT! what's all this snogging & talk of sausage & sphericals at this time on Monday?? good job we're well hidden - but not for much longer, it will soon be time we moved on to somewhere bright & cheery I hope....any offers? all I have are garden residences & I daresay neti will have seen enough wet english grass for a while.....

that there bread looks a bit 'drastic' on the innards Vinny - you sure like your fibre.....<makes note to take soft, luxury loo paper to next residence, this back to basics lifestyle is taking it's toll>

[jno]

no wonder neti's so keen to get home, sounds like absolute paradise...

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0 ,,1854324,00.html

...but will one George be enough?

[VINNY100_2]

Just has I thought...netti's a gangster....flying all these george's around spain....Whats in um..thats what I like to know.....knock knock....m15 here ...erm...you been supplying mrs netti with contacts in spain and the UK..fer hoovers..erm...your nicked sunshine...but officer...!!(:o(

[Robinia]

Vinny you're high on paint fumes, come down from that ladder, it's time you had a tea break.....two sugars in mine please.....

[VINNY100_2]

Erm...think your right robinia...did I say I was doing 2 ceilings today..hahahaha...he's done one ceiling..they think its all over..it is now...hehe..! ooh teas ready...um..really fancy one of those whirly danish pastry cake's..I do have the weirdest conversations with people,popped down the dairy earlier to get some honey for me lemon tea,after I handed over the money,A voice came from behind..hey vinny...you dont wanna buy that in here?looks around(it was this old boy from skittles)whys that then pokey....he said you wanna get it of beaver(another skittler)hes got tons in his shed,whats he doing with tons of honey in is shed(I was pisking me self by this time)his misses works in the local honey farm,they cant stand it,so he sells it down the pub...hehehe!so Im off down the pub tuesday to Score some honey..hahaha...you couldnt make it up if you tried...(:-)

[Robinia]

hahaha - best excuse I've heard to go down the pub Vinny.... you think that's weird, you should try living round here, half the people are DEAF & I'm just daft -
funny thing is I nearly asked earlier if all this 'hun' business drives anyone else potty? (as in how you doing hun? - not Attilla the) Please DON'T call me hun if you value your teeth ....hehe