Vinny in the Dungeon

[Robinia]

Are you there Ed? Can you put down your Pimms & strawberries a minute please & tell us why Vinny 100_2 has been sent to the dungeon. I think he's going stir crazy & is sending bizarre notes via the dumbwaiter. (Did you know he's tunnelled his way into your office, has got himself blotto on the Buckfast & is serenading his Rita Hayworth poster with Gregorian chants?) Please help!

[Robinia]

oooer jno is that the cell for shaneywhen she's been whacking 'em with her carpet beater in Q&P?

[jno]

reckon so... and they'll torture her by filling the answers in all wrong

[VINNY100_2]

Stumbles in.....blooming Heck...had a new buffing machine delivered...I wouldnt go in superdrug today....spent most of the time knocking all the stuff off the shelves...now the condoms are mixed up with the Rolos...and the wing thingys can be found with the chocolate truffles...hehe...!!Why does netti get the impression I like a drink....HIC..!!
ED...why when I preview,does it go to the first page of the thread??I havent finished..checking who took the mick...out of me.on the last page....Erm...sure robinia said summink...doh..!!...ooh think she said I was a good butler..haha..(:-)

[netibiza]

Just had a worrying experience. Was sitting in computer room with you lot just now, waiting for a new bed (no comments Vinny) when it was delivered - hubby was here to help, but I did not hear a thing. Bear in mind that my front room is also the entrance and I was only 6 mts away, and they took the old bed aswell and I still did not hear anything until hubby shouted for me to come and help. Both front door and back door are permanently open in daytime, too hot to close them - anyone could have walked in. It's really got me thinking now .

[VINNY100_2]

Creeps into nettis...nicks her new bed....hehe..!!Blimey netti..you wore that other one out a bit quick....!! I know you've got aircon in there. but..any excuse..ey....haha..(:-)

[netibiza]

I just knew El Vinny would have to make a comment!! The old bed I'm ashamed to say was 20 years old, bought it just after the birth of my daughter. It is beautifully clean but a spring was poking through and impaling Mr N. At least it kept him in one place!!!!

[Robinia]

hahahaha Vinny my co-op's like that every time I've been in there....

maybe I should dress down a little

(yep, that whizzing back to 1st page is bloomin annoying!)

sneaks in & rummages through neti's drawers.....oooh, I say, and we thought the the Ed got the snowman's nose.....

[VINNY100_2]

Prezzie for netti...hehe..
HERE (:-)

[netibiza]

Eh?????

[VINNY100_2]

Its a bloody hearing aid netti...>>.shouts really really loud...hehe..(:-)

[netibiza]

OOh I thought it was an old fashioned snowman's nose.

[Robinia]

can you all keep the noise down please....I'm trying to read the newspaper.....

[netibiza]

Well I'm trying to laze around the pool - so there!!!

[jno]

well now, there's a poll <<<< that people will vote on. At present it's 50% each for law and gossip, but that probably means one vote each (law was me).

[Robinia]

ooh me too, I'm constantly looking for lawful ways to bite people's heads orf.....

we won't have to wear those awful itchy wigs though will we? I'll never get me tiara on over it......

[jno]

they changed the uniform back in the 20th century, Robinia

Dior's New Look

[Robinia]

oh fab - I'll be taken seriously at long last

catering here isn't up to much is it? we'll have to recruit someone in F&D to send down some supplies...

I even had competition for the
chs

[Jude123]

Blimey I've just got back from the DRI and have had loads of posts to catch up on. We'll be at 500 by the end of the week at this rate. Mind you I wont be sorry to get out of here. Sorry Robinia Not fond of enclosed spaces.
Well I have to go back to have a minor op to remove a fibroma in my mouth. (I think that's what he called it). But I'm not worried any more and I'm having it done on 4th Sept. when I get back from my holidays.
Went to Tai Chi this morning and we were doing an exercise where we had to touch fingertips with a partner close our eyes and just follow wherever they went with there hands then we had to change over and be the leader. It felt brilliant, honest, and I must have had a look of contentment on my face because the teacher asked me if I was alright and I said I felt fine and she said she wished she could have taken a photo of my face as I looked so happy. Wow! It must be working!

[VINNY100_2]

Ha Ha jude...are you sure it was hands you were touching...hehe....(:-)

[Robinia]

lol Vinny (naughty!) just spluttered my Kelly's Cornish ice-cream - never had any before, it's lovely, made with clotted cream......must have a squillion calories in it.

Glad you will be sorted soon at the hospital Jude...sorry about the claustrophobia, I'm not keen myself but we were about to be shoved out into the corridor....oh sounds like the hospital again!