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[VINNY100_2]

Dear ED. could you put some Paintings up on the blank page while we are waiting for it to change.I quite like the Cafe Terrace On The Place Du Forum.(:O)

[Robinia]

hahaha...that's brilliant jno...oddly enough I was going to say it seemed to be dark early tonight. That'll come in handy when Vinny's been on the sprouts.
I don't know about Tescos but Becks is half price at somerfield...don't say you weren't warned...

oh phooey, my horoscope says I've got to be my kind self tomorrow...just when I was perfecting the art of being a supa-b1tch....

[VINNY100_2]

shoots up to somerfields>>> (:O)

[jno]

I have decided to post my own rude video link. Click at your peril.

http://www.users.on.net/~anna.sanderson/humour /20080721_roofsx.wmv

[Robinia]

chaise longue!! je suis sans voix....

[swedeheart]

He he. I've once seen an actor make love to a chair.

[Robinia]

was it a bonkette?....hahaha

[swedeheart]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it's not fair, I spend hours thinking something funny up and you do it just like that... Anyway, it was his wife who told him to do it. She was the director.

[shaneystar2]

Oooooooh la la ....we`'ll be gettiing our names in the Journaux Jno .Next thing you know we'll have pregnant Lazyee Boys swilling lager and it'll be all over the Daily Wail and AOG will be furious :)
I think I'll go to bed .It's very warm here and thundery a la headachy ,hipachey sausage fingers type weather .
I shall don my shift (down Vinnie ) and toddle off .
Good nite chaises,keep your feet off the cushions xx

[swedeheart]

Afternoon. Oh I am so glad Morgan Freeman seems to be okay after all. Another news story that caught my attention yesterday was one that took place in a vacation house here in Sweden. The mistress of the cottage woke up 'cos someone was standing over her and licking her face. Turned out to be a fox. "I thought it was my husband", she told journalists. Swedes, huh. When she shooed the fox it looked at her with surprise and confusion. What a darling! They believe it must have been fed by previous holiday residents.

[Jude123]

Hello Everybody . Why am I the first on today? Hope you are all ok. It's pouring down here and has been all morning. That drizzly dull rainy sort of day.

Your lovely piccies cheered me up Shaney. Really lovely. And your little mouse is a sweetie. My plants have been quite good this year. I have a pot filled with purple petunias and I'm quite proud of them me not being a gardener. I also have busy lizzies and pansies and the like. I think I'm gettingmore interested now I have retired.

No Kit I don't know what form 13 is.in Tai Chi. As I told you our class has now ended but about 15 of us have found a place to meet and have a self help group. Some of the group have been doing Chen Man Ching and Yang Sen Dho for years so they know it very well and can help us who aren't so good. I have been this morning and then for lunch with 3 of my friends. (Excuse the chinese spelling I'm bound to have got it wrong)

Just had a phone call from France (T'bag) and he is suffering with a very bad throat and a cold. I think it's what we women call man flu':o)

I think it's time for a cuppa' now so will see you later. Still reading all your posts and having a laugh at the links etc.
Bye for now :o) xx

[jno]

arrr, mizzling here too, Jude. Waiting for the insurance man to come and look at the highly expensive Barcelona chair I managed to fall on the other day, snapping half the leather straps.

[swedeheart]

I'll have a cuppa with you Jude. I just bought Mu Tea from Clearspring and it's so refreshing.

After last night jno I'm not sure we believe you when you say you broke the chair by falling on it.

[Robinia]

a'noon...well ain't this the dreariest day? I was huddled round me mug of tmt sp watching it rain & I thought
#^%$�*#$ & many other choice words.

btw, I knew I'd end up doing something about these bloomin smelly drains again but still no joy. They might have to put some cameras down to see what's going on...hope I'm not sitting on the lav when the zoom lens passes by.

I was watching a pair of young foxes late last night playing in my neighbour's garden, it was hilarious. One of them hid behind a shrub from his mate who was wandering off along the hedgerow. Hiding fox kept peeping out just like children do, but finally got fed up, came out & started looking for the other one. He seemed to be panicking when suddenly the mate jumped out on him from the hedge....hahaha, it even startled me...he must have levitated about a foot in the air, the way they do in cartoons.

my thoughts too Kit.....fallen on the chair jno?.....okaaaay, if that's what you're saying you did.....<anyone else believe that excuse?

<sniffs> what's that ermmm....?mmmmm

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[Robinia]

oops...are you all on an incline....?

[Robinia]

obviously they all slid off the planet completely....

[netibiza]

Good day all - it's 40� and very humid so most unpleasant. Computer wouldn't connect until gone midday, and I'm too hot and bothered to do anything much at all.

Couldn't open jno's link (sex with chairs? whatever next?)

Hope you are all Ok, gosh Robi what wouldn't I give to be there with you sipping tomato soup!

[swedeheart]

Evening, all. I've been "organizing", as I like to call it when I move things from one place to another and then back again. Buying that suitcase has forced me to throw lots of other things away - or there wouldn't be any place to store it. It's been lying on the floor since I came back... but managed to make room for it now, hooray.

Btw the new suitcase behaved brilliantly. It has a "spinner wheel" (spinning around their own axis) in every corner which enables you to lead it by your side instead of dragging it behind you twisting your spine, and it rolled with such ease I felt like the female counterpart of Tony Curtis in that movie... what's it called... or is it some other actor... anyway, people are all throwing pie at each other and everybody is a total mess - except for Tony Curtis (or whoever) who walks around completely poised in a white suit with not a speck on it. I had lunch at the train station before leaving and it was no problem at all carrying the tray with one hand and leading that huge suitcase with the other, while all around me people were swearing and sweating over much smaller bags. Money well spent.

Neti may have the tomato soup, I'll watch your foxes play instead, Robinia - that's so funny, wish I could have seen it. The face-licking fox I wrote about earlier today reminded me of this clip. I think you posted a Simon Cat Alarm Robinia and it was very much like this footage but I'll post "mine" anyway, it's fun to see it live as well: cat alarm!

[jno]

animals in the garden, grrr...

Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.

Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this". He goes downstairs.

Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"

Paddy says "I've put the dog in our yard. See how THEY like it !"

[swedeheart]

Well if you're doing an Irish evening jno i'll join in Here's my favourite paddy

[Robinia]

oh we don't sip soup here neti, we slurp it & dunk bread in it along with lots of other disgusting eating habits...

not sure who had the most patience on that cat video Kit, puss or owner...I must have mentioned the friend I had with cats & when he opened the door for them they still went through the cat flap?....dozy articles...

well I would have posted "She moved through the fair" as my Oirish contribution but YT is playing silly buffering with me so I'll leave you with a little advice...

"never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment".

...well it made me laugh....