Ok, Ive lit the blue touch Paper!!!

[RATTER15]

I have my Colonoscopy tomorrow, I have just sat down to my first glass of "Kleen-Prep"

I have put this in Body & Soul as I feel this would be most appropriate as I think my body and soul will soon be exiting through my bottom.

I wasn't warned about just how foul this liquid is, and I have to drink four Ltrs of this gunk tonight!!

Well actually it says I can also take it through my nose with a tube, I tried but it just makes me sneeze and makes my eyes water.

Wish me luck guys, apparently (according to Billy Connolly) this stuff was developed by NASA, I'm preparing for take off! :-(

[ttfn]

Lucky you didn't turn that old shed (RATTER posted a photo of it recently) into an earth closet :o)

[RATTER15]

Thats where that other sock went, how the hell did....... oh never mind!!!!!!!

[ttfn]

You sound as though you have piles of lost property there, RATTER. I just hope those poor wee doggies didn't get the blame at the time those items disappeared!

[Cowtipper]

What exactly is "blue touch paper"? I've found the meaning but not the root of the phrase. I hate to derail your thread from such a touching subject. I hope you don't use John Wayne toilet paper.

[Carakeel]

zoooooooooooooooooom!!! There he goes again, lol!!!

[Carakeel]

Bearing in mind he has to negotiate his way past three Irish Wolfhounds, who are getting rather curious as to what on earth is going on , lol!!!

[RATTER15]

Cowtipper, the blue touch paper is 4 litres of laxative that I need to drink. Oh boy does this stuff work!!!!

Through the eye of a needle without touching the sides.

[anneasquith]

OMG the poor wee soul ! your water rates will be sky high after tonight cara !!!!!!!

[ttfn]

'what on earth' - you have got him a dirt tray?
thudddddddddddddd

[RATTER15]

Hell, all this running cant be good for me!! even the dogs don't get this much exercise!!

[jno]

Cowtipper, the blue touch paper is what you get on rockets (the fireworks kind). Instructions typically say "Light blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance."

[samak]

I'll stay upwind...
Good luck

[askyourgran]

If you have any extra weight ratter you will be losing it within the next 24hours.(apart from the sock and the mobile that has come to light) Stay close to the toilet and love the Andrex. We are not being cruel are we?

[ttfn]

Absolutely not, gran ;o)

[boxtops]

only alba could notice that this came after Gruesome Content... LOL ratter, you are a brave man posting "the passage of time" on here... ;-)

[ttfn]

Just laughing at the latest posts RATTER. Are you into multiple postings now?
These all would cover your current status:
Guarantee On Windows Problem
Lost 3lbs This Week
Gruseome Content May Offend
Onwards And Downwards
sorry mate xxx

[boxtops]

LOL ttfn, well spotted!

[ttfn]

Sorry, alba, didn't see your post on previous page. Great minds ;o)

[albaqwerty]

we also have 'what's going on?' and
Scary news


Poor Ratter

[askyourgran]

I thought not ttfn lol, I feel for poor ratter. my OH looked positively exhausted when he'd taken the 4 litres of gunk,