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RATTER15 | 15:46 Wed 04th May 2011 | Body & Soul
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I have my Colonoscopy tomorrow, I have just sat down to my first glass of "Kleen-Prep"

I have put this in Body & Soul as I feel this would be most appropriate as I think my body and soul will soon be exiting through my bottom.

I wasn't warned about just how foul this liquid is, and I have to drink four Ltrs of this gunk tonight!!

Well actually it says I can also take it through my nose with a tube, I tried but it just makes me sneeze and makes my eyes water.

Wish me luck guys, apparently (according to Billy Connolly) this stuff was developed by NASA, I'm preparing for take off! :-(
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Hi boxy. I have changed my av in support of RATTER, because I am that most caring of ABers
love the avatar ttfn x

In honour of Ratter, I might just change mine for Friday :)
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thanks ttfn but Ive gone right off Jelly Babies, they are making me sick!!

This stuff is doing the trick now, tummy rumbling like a good-un and its leaving me like a waterfall :-((

brb.
Great avatar ttfn, but he's not allowed the red ones ;-)

Please drink plenty of water won't you Ratter otherwise you'll start to dehydrate very quickly now.
Will be staying up with him to make sure he is OK, gran! As much as we are seeing the funny side of this, it can't be easy! Poor darling!
oh oh.... hes been away a long time, i hope he is ok ? why friday alba ?
much as I'd like to stay up for the updates, I need my bed! will catch up with you in the morning when you'll be about a stone lighter ;o)

all the best, lol x
He'll be back ... and gone again and back .... and gone again ....
Reminds me of several songs ... He'll be coming round the mountain ... Run rabbit run .... anyone else know some like this? I know there is the diarhea song, lol!
Drinking that stuff is by far the worst part, so best of luck Ratter.
Er... Running Wild - Brian Ferry
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Colonic irrigation isnt a patch on this stuff, Hell, its nuclear!!!
My Colon will soon be shining!!!
Your wish is my command, cara x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOh8NS_2nu4
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Well all three dogs have now passed out!!
alternatively ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yahw59eCdyE
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thankyou ttfn lolol love the AV!!
brilliant ttfn!!! xxx
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you think I have time to skip!!!!
Somehow I don't see you as the cartwheeling verger either ROFL
Cara - he's gone ever so quiet. Please give him plenty of tlc xxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5eixz6tXEg&feature=related
have " things " settled down ?

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