Ok, Ive lit the blue touch Paper!!!

[RATTER15]

I have my Colonoscopy tomorrow, I have just sat down to my first glass of "Kleen-Prep"

I have put this in Body & Soul as I feel this would be most appropriate as I think my body and soul will soon be exiting through my bottom.

I wasn't warned about just how foul this liquid is, and I have to drink four Ltrs of this gunk tonight!!

Well actually it says I can also take it through my nose with a tube, I tried but it just makes me sneeze and makes my eyes water.

Wish me luck guys, apparently (according to Billy Connolly) this stuff was developed by NASA, I'm preparing for take off! :-(

[DTCwordfan]

one way to diet I guess.

[anneasquith]

RATTER , we want all the details when you get home !

[Carakeel]

Back home again and so glad my ratter is fine, just a little tired. Will let him give you all the details ... just glad he has it behind him now, lol! :o)

[murraymints]

get better soon...had it myself...not pleasant......take a day or so to get out of your system.....

[RATTER15]

OK, I'm home safe and sound, apart from a bus load of Japanese tourists all they found was a polyp which was removed, I was given a light dose of midazolam and I'm now just going to bed for a nap and a fart.

I must say, I thought my insides were rather interesting though, watched it all, I never realised all that was in there.

See you guys later and thank you all for your madness, your silly comments and your support. XXXXXXX to all of you. Well except the guys, no kisses for you lot, just because my anus has been probed it hasnt changed me, ok!! Thanks guy!

[NoMercy]

Bloody hell, I wouldn't want to be down wind of you. ;-)

[ChuckFickens]

I'd be more worried about being downstream by the sound of it.

[Carakeel]

I wish you hadn't said that NoMercy ... lol! he probably will have "no mercy"!!! This should be an interesting nap and possibly a rather short one for me! Lol :os

[NoMercy]

If I hear of any reports of seismic activity coming from your neck of the wood, I'll know who's responsible! lol

[anneasquith]

good news RATTER . enjoy your nap,,,

[albaqwerty]

Glad you're back safe and sound. xx

The wind shouldn't smell, but being a man, it'll be loud and long :)

[pussnboots]

It's been very interesting reading this today, I had a good giggle. Glad you're. back home now, have a nice rest.

[ttfn]

Welcome home RATTER, glad it is all over for you. Bet that is a nice feeling for you too Cara. xx

[marval]

Glad it is over and all is well.

[Mamyalynne]

Sounds like a very good result, well done and rest up a while.

[DEN53]

Glad you are o.k Ratter .

[Carakeel]

Hmmm, very strange ... there hasn't been much wind at all here! Am I a happy bunny??? Well, yeah!!!!!!!!!:o)

[albaqwerty]

Oof course you is Cara. Worrying for everyone :)

MY OH goes for his results tomorrow morning.

Would Ratter like Beans on Toast for lunch (that's from my very sensitive OH)

[ttfn]

Good luck to your OH too, alba xx

[albaqwerty]

many thanks ttfn

Ratter, do you have to wait for an appointment to see a consultant? Or are you all done and dusted? (Hopefully the latter x )