Scotman, did you ever try Thunderbird? I got as far as smelling it and can only say it reminded me of the sweaty children's feet smell of a bouncy castle. God only knows what it tasted like! ;)
Tinks be careful what you wish for - for instance if you want to wish for a change, make sure you qualify it with the word pleasant in front of change. You do not want anything unpleasant happening.