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Teachers, espescialy Primary school teachers, must have some funny stories up their sleeves. I visited a school recently and the headmistress said she was going to write a book which would include funny things kids say. My favourite was one wee boy was asked what the plural of potato was and he said, wait for it, CHIPS!!! If you're a teacher have you any funny stories from any kids in your class that you could put in a book? Or maybe you're a parent and your kid has come out with a really funny line...share....:-)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.i wish i had the sense to write down all the funnies my 2 have come out with.
last weeks was a conversation between me and my 3 year old daughter (A). She and her brother get home from school somedays and destroy the house.
Me: A, i want no messing around after school today
A: I want to mess, mummy
Me: no, i want no messing, please, not today
A: I wont kill anyone, mummy
last weeks was a conversation between me and my 3 year old daughter (A). She and her brother get home from school somedays and destroy the house.
Me: A, i want no messing around after school today
A: I want to mess, mummy
Me: no, i want no messing, please, not today
A: I wont kill anyone, mummy
I was at a school where the vicar was giving an assembly about Christmas; he started by talking about presents and mentioned that he thought he knew what his wife had got him for Christmas as he knew it was something for his car and had seen a box on their dining room table that was about "this big" (indicating the size of a sat nav box); a child at the back of the hall called out "Is it a sponge?"
I remember my daughter not long after starting school saying that they had been read a story. When asked what the story was, she replied, "We're going on a beer hunt," I tried explaining that it was a bear hunt, but she was adamant that the teacher knew best, when I asked her which teacher it was, it made sense, the teacher in question was West Indian and had an accent that my daughter hadn't really heard before. :)
One year one of my pupils drew a fork at the top of his bonfire picture. When asked what it was he replied, 'Guy Fawkes'. Another time a little boy was telling some outrageous story and the T.A. said she thought he was in cloud cuckoo land. Whereupon another little boy said, 'I think I've there miss'.