How can she be a lesbian?

[dollypins]

My friends mother has just come out as gay. I can't understand how you can suddenly decide you are gay. She's been married to her husband for 16 years. My friend is really upset and hopes that her mum is just having a midlife crisis.

Either it's a phase she's going through or she's always been gay? What do you think? What advise can I give my friend?

[lcg]

most of the time, teddy. sometimes it sends you a little....

[Teddy_boy]

Maybe dollys friends mum is the same?

[joggerjayne]

How can she be a lesbian? Well, she can ...

1. Date other women.

2. Buy KD Lang CDs.

3. Watch Anne Heche movies.

4. Secretly fancy Kim Stolz

5. ... and Amanda Moore.

6. Move to Brighton.

6. Adopt the Princess Victoria as her local.

7. Join a Hockey club

8. ... or a Tennis club.

9. Start wearing SinnerSaint jewellery

10. Start reading the Daily Mail

... OR ...

She could carry on behaving pretty much as normal ... !!!!!



(okay, I made up the bit about the Daily Mail)

[Slapshot]

mind you don't spill your milk jj

[Teddy_boy]

So what are the good points then ?

[boxtops]

Oi, I lived in Brighton and I like KD Lang....

[Teddy_boy]

Was kd lang the big black boxer in the rocky movies? Played by Mr T?

[jno]

how do you feel about Lucille Bogan songs, boxtops?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nmrWB1ovQ0

[237SJ]

She can watch the Ellen de Generes show too (and try to copy her dancing)

[joggerjayne]

Ellen was married to Anne Heche.

[Slapshot]

Anne Heche - Lesbian.......what a waste

[sunny-dave]

it gets worse - I have already passed the timbies, checkies & vests test

- now I'm up to several out of 10 on the new list as well (1,2,3,4,5 and historically 7 & 8)

- find me a flat JJ and look cheerful ;)

[237SJ]

Didn`t Ann Heche go back to men? Or was that Portia di Rossi? I`m getting confused now

[Teddy_boy]

Maybe youre not confused? Maybe youre ready to come out?

[237SJ]

I think I`m ready to log out :-)

[Teddy_boy]

Youre among friends dont feel uncomfortable.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, Anne Heche has gone back to men.

Shame for us, I think, coz she's rather nice.

I've read her autobiography. She's ... what's the best description? ...

... mad as a box of frogs ????

[jno]

sunny dave, I think the real test is if you're prepared to have a child with a turkey baster, because lesbians do that a lot.

[boxtops]

she's not as old and worldy wise as we are, s_c