Office Party
Retrocop woke up the morning after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the previous evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Pauline," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I feel?"
"Even worse," she said, oozing scorn. "You made a complete arris of yourself.
You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman, right to his face."
"He's an a.r.s e.h.o.l.e. "I could *** on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you on the spot."
"Well, f--k him then" said Andy…………….
"I did" said Pauline "…………… you're back at work on Monday"