T'WAS OF A NIGHT
This is a true story of my youth.
(Second attempt)
T'was of a night of a long ago I met a boy who loved me so
But it frightened me that night as we were courting under the pale moonlight/gas lamp.
A white wand appeared from him below - I genuinely @ 19 years old didn't know what it was.
When I realised as it got so hard and bright that it was his Charlie in flight
I reacted with my hand in total dismay and shock and tried to chop this wand as I'd never seen one before
SAYS I SAYS I - Get away from me with that before I give it a chop and if if it does'nt go away - I'll send for the IRA. He frightened the death out of me.
Next day I vomited so much by the thought of "looking" at it - my mum said are you pregnant Jenny - you know I truly didn't know if I was or not. It was my last time at looking at the Charlie the light.
Do you think I could do creative writing. Above was true. tho. LOL
Next mornign I vomited so shard - that I thoughjt I pregnant but "looking" at it.