(With apologies to Henry):
Thanks for asking, Anne. I've recovered from the kidney problems I had but I'm still on the waiting list for an op on my prostate. It's now 9 months since I last had a pee and I'm getting fed up of living with a catheter in. It's also 3 month since I had a pre-op assessment (to check whether I was fit to be operated on), when I was told that my case was on the 'urgent' list but I've still not been given a date yet. (I'm also stuck on a precautionary low-potassium diet until after the op, so I'm not allowed beer, wine, coffee, fruit juice, chocolate, anything with dried fruit in, any type of potato that's not been cut up small and boiled for ages, etc, etc. It's very irritating!)
However I know that there are lot of people who're far worse off than me, so I'm not really moaning - well, not too much, anyway ;-)