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Meeting Jesus
An old man goes to Heaven and sitting at the reception desk is Jesus, who calls the man forward and says, "Old man, welcome to Heaven. I have to take some details - could you please tell me your name?"
The old man says, "My name is Joseph." And Jesus says, "Well there's a coincidence, when I was on earth my father's name was Joseph. And the old man says, "Well I had a little boy, you know, he'd be about your age by now."
And Jesus says, "Well how extraordinary...I left home when I was quite young."
And the old man says, "Yes, my little boy left home when he was young. He went away with his friends, they got involved in magic and other mystical stuff."
And Jesus says, "Another coincidence - how extraordinary, that's exactly what happened to me. Tell me, what was your job when you were back on Earth?"
The old man says, "I was a carpenter"
Jesus says, "Well, that's an amazing coincidence, that was my father's job too.......you don't think that you and I could be ....." Then old man says, "No you see, my little boy was not born like ordinary boys."
Jesus says, "That's how it was with me."
The old man says, "Look, I would know my little boy anywhere, you see he has these little holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus says: "You mean like THIS." And the old man says, I can't believe it." Jesus says, "You must believe it - so many coincidences, you must be my Earthly father Joseph."
And the old man says: "And you must be my little boy - Pinocchio!"
The old man says, "My name is Joseph." And Jesus says, "Well there's a coincidence, when I was on earth my father's name was Joseph. And the old man says, "Well I had a little boy, you know, he'd be about your age by now."
And Jesus says, "Well how extraordinary...I left home when I was quite young."
And the old man says, "Yes, my little boy left home when he was young. He went away with his friends, they got involved in magic and other mystical stuff."
And Jesus says, "Another coincidence - how extraordinary, that's exactly what happened to me. Tell me, what was your job when you were back on Earth?"
The old man says, "I was a carpenter"
Jesus says, "Well, that's an amazing coincidence, that was my father's job too.......you don't think that you and I could be ....." Then old man says, "No you see, my little boy was not born like ordinary boys."
Jesus says, "That's how it was with me."
The old man says, "Look, I would know my little boy anywhere, you see he has these little holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus says: "You mean like THIS." And the old man says, I can't believe it." Jesus says, "You must believe it - so many coincidences, you must be my Earthly father Joseph."
And the old man says: "And you must be my little boy - Pinocchio!"
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