do u need a laugh?

[mnko]

PADDY
Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking Buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigid.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their Upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Brigid staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"
Paddy said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Brigid said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly...it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror."*

[China Doll]

Thank you so much! I do need a laugh (mardy mare today)and that certainly gave me one xx

[crete]

excellent made me laugh

[spk]

Thanks mnko ! :O) x

[teag1rl]

Thank mnko-I really needed a laugh and that brought a smile to my face. The fact that it was about a drunken eejit was a bonus!

[mccfluff]

thanks was feeling a bit down, that's cheered me up x

[kazminx]

hehhehe like that!

[noxlumos]

As an often drunken Irishman called Patrick who has a brother called Micheal (yes really) I must say I'm shocked to the core at this sort of blatant racism. How very dare you!

Nice one mnko :)

I rather liked the one about the Irish Abortion clinic with a 12 month waiting list.

[mnko]

i'm an englishman surrounded by irish as im living in dublin