black eye

[alan07]

i desperately need to get rid of a black eye by the weekend, any ideas/cures? how long do they last? i had ice packs on yesterday to take the swelling down and i've been applying witch hazel.

[~posy~]

no, why??

[alan07]

just making conversation. im bored. you thought i had been in fight and that i was a hoodie or something didnt you?

[~posy~]

no i didn't think you were a hoodie!! lol!! why are you so bored?? xXx

[nat_84]

Apparently people should be "hugging Hoodies" so maybe you would have got more sympathy if u had been one....

[alan07]

good point actually!!!!!! everytime i see one i just wnt to run them over not hug them.

[alan07]

(posy) just got in from work, had a play around on net. just nowt to do. i've had that much banter bout my eye at work, i'd just thought id see if i could get a quick fix on here. and i have kind of. then ive found myself just chattin on here to ya. what u upto? workin (or meant to be) ?

[claireyfairy]

Have you thought of perhaps trying a little bit of good concealer if the bruise doesn't clear in time? No1 has to know!! ;-)

[nat_84]

yup - everytime i see "hoodies" the last thing im thinking is "awww... shall i go and hug them".

[alan07]

i've considered it, ;-) but im too scared of getting rumbled with my mates. and all the stigma with lads and make-up u know what i mean! god i shouldn't have to know what concealer is!

[~posy~]

nope i'm sat on my backside at home!! got loads to do but can't be bothered!!

[alan07]

two types of people i hate more than anything. hoodies/louts and illegal immigrants scrounging all our benefits. oh you've got me started now. am i allowed to say that by the way? that didn't sound racist did it?

[~posy~]

haha!! you've said it now!! am i allowed to say i agree with you?? lol!!

[alan07]

snap. i should be going into town, shopping for some clothes and getting some of that creme but i cant be arsed.

[crete]

fabulous all this from a black eye

[~posy~]

been in to town already today, and to tesco!

[alan07]

i think you are allowed to say that. i'd better be careful what i say now coz i can see me ending up in the week in court in the local press for being racist if i carry on anymore! especially on this public site! i gather your the same wavelength as me on the subject then!

[alan07]

actually crete you have a point i was just thinking that myself!

[~posy~]

he started it!!

[alan07]

i'll hold my hands up i did!