black eye

[alan07]

i desperately need to get rid of a black eye by the weekend, any ideas/cures? how long do they last? i had ice packs on yesterday to take the swelling down and i've been applying witch hazel.

[alan07]

there's a hoodie outside my window now. dare me to run out and hug him?

[~posy~]

hahahahaha!! go on then!! wish i was there to see it!!

[alan07]

wont be long before an illegal goes past aswell probably! nah on second thoghts i'd better not, i dont want another black eye! or get stabbed or something. even though he is about 15! lol

[PinkFizz]

All this from a black eye question - im impressed!!

[alan07]

are you taking the ****? or are you genuinely impressed?

[nat_84]

if ur that bored Alan why dont u see how many hoodies you can hug before getting either mugged or stabbed? Bound to take up a few minutes...

[alan07]

thats a bit snappy? are you trying to get rid of me?

[PinkFizz]

Alan - I was being genuine!!

[nat_84]

no not at all - just trying to help :0)