Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[China Doll]

You did alright. I don't want to hear any back chat to Spk again tho. I'm going off to find out what the big boss lady thinks.... Pinky??

[admarlow]

*chokes on his free drink*

[loobie]

Cheers darlin!! I've just realised boobie is what that john Mcwhateverhisnameis (horse racing commentator guy) who was on wife swap last night calls his wife!! Damn it, i'm never gonna get the men now if they think I'm her!!!!!

[spk]

fms you have a costume change NOW. You are weraing far too much. Tut.

[China Doll]

Loobie... shouldn't you and Nat be 'entertaining' Mr Admarlow? He is a paying customer afterall... ;0)

[PinkFizz]

Wahey fms - is that a hose in your pocket or are you pleased to see me??

[netibiza]

Me when I was pretty, I've changed a bit but still good. So when do I start and I want top billing!!!

http://myspace-445.vo.llnwd.net/00498/54/45/49 8255445_m.jpg

[nat_84]

ok... yeah i see what u mean.... not the sexiest woman going is she poor ol' boobie....

OK i've got a new one...

what about Loobie Lubes!!!! See what i done there...?

What shall i be called.... nat just doesnt sound like it would "do it" for the punters....

[loobie]

Oh yeah sorry!!

*walks sexily over to admarlow and lowers herself onto his lap*

would you like to play with my tassles admarlow???!!!

[PinkFizz]

(chokes on drink)

Erm netibiza - what can I say!!

[fms]

sorry guv its jus a prop i try to keep business and pleasure seperate ;~)

[nat_84]

Sorry Ms Doll but we werent told that by either you or Ms Pinky.... we're waiting to audition stil...

[PinkFizz]

or Luscious Loobie!!

[PinkFizz]

China babe - could you sort the girlsaudition out and get the men seated with drinks?? Cheers hun

[~x ello x~]

hi guys!! i'm back sorry about that!! where do you want me pink?? xXx

[China Doll]

Customer came in Nat... auditions are off... it's for real now and you're hired!

Now go play nicely with Mr Admarlow... he has paid for you afterall.... ;0)

[PinkFizz]

Hiya Posy! Appaently punters are turning up already!!

[loobie]

Or how about Luscious Loobie Lubes!! That's good for me!!!

[China Doll]

Can't audtion boss, we've already got customers but I'm quietly confident they'll do.

Now where are the dancing ladies with the hose pipes?

And who's running the bar?!

Pinky... I'm gonna need a raise if you expect all this co-ordinating?!

[PinkFizz]

How about Naughty Natalia??