Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[fms]

well the perfect orgasam needs at least 4 shots so it'll have to be a quad im afraid hope it dosnt make your legs too shakey we wouldnt want anybody to find out now would we?

[admarlow]

is there any cigars behind the bar?

[nat_84]

Lubes...... wheres my drink.....!

*pah*

*steps off stage doing tassles back up*...

fms - can i please have a double vodka and red bull!!!

[fms]

*trys to get nats attention by some rather nifty cape work*

[PinkFizz]

Who's running the bar now - we have a customer!!

[robbo82]

I already am going commando, Pink!

Anyone fancy a drink? (You get a little bit extra if you tip well...)

[Octavius]

Ello ello ello, whats going on here then? PC Hugenob here and I am looking for the young lady who owns the red Renault Clio Toris parked outside on the double yella�s?

[robbo82]

Despite what you may think, that's not a big cigar stuck down my trousers, admarlow.

[PinkFizz]

Don't wear yourself out too much you lot - its gona be a busy night!!

[spk]

Robbo- I dont need any of your snivelling Ive already had lip from fms. I have a whip and I will use it. You look right dapper ok?

[nat_84]

I'll tip you if you tip me robbo *wink wink*

[PinkFizz]

lol@Octopussy!!

Now sir,is that a truncheon in your pocket?? ahem..

[~x ello x~]

where's the rest of the coyote gorgeous girls gone?? i ain't dancing on my own!! xXx

[whiskeysheri]

No one told me robbo was here! I've just sprayed him and got him all wet! :o)

[wonderwoman1]

me officer!!!! its my car!!!!

[loobie]

Cor that was a corker fms!! Thanks!! Don't tell anyone but i'm a bit pi**ed!! Can you get a double vodka and red bull over to Nat please hun!! She's not as adventurous as me bless her!!!

*staggers back over to admarlow losing a tassle on the way*

[admarlow]

I love the boots ladies, maybe one of you could get me a cigar, Im a bit scared of your barman, I think he likes me?!?!?!?

[robbo82]

For you, nat, it's on the house...

[netibiza]

squeals in delight I've got a punter and he's bringing over a bottle ... ooh errr, it's jeyes fluid and now he's gone. Whaaaat???? Whyyyy?? Whooo? Where??

[fms]

*more nifty cape work tryin for nats attention*