ive just quit smoking

[dilf]

its been 10hrs 40mins since i had a fag[cigarette not an american ladyboy] i was wondering does anyone require all their teeth kicking in.

[dilf]

stevie looks hard ,see smoking makes you look hard aswell.

[steviep165]

lovely!!!

http://www.cheap-cigarette-discount.biz/_/grou p.jpg

[ummmm]

Ok dilf.....does this mean we are engaged. Shall I phone my Dad?

[steviep165]

how do you know what i look like?
you want some then!!!

[snagged]

yes he does stevie... a packet of 20...

[dilf]

mrs dilf is fed up with the fagnolia walls and stale smoke air freshner and im not standing outside,so its got to go.

i'd rather get rid of her and the kids

[snagged]

...that would equate to about 10,000 ciggies dilf...

...give me a call when you've 'traded' and I'll come round for a 'smoke-a-thon'...

[johnlambert]

dilf
come and kick my teeth in but I warn you,\I've got a black belt in Kareoke and an oregami instructor

[steviep165]

mrs p does some work for the northumberland NHS stop smoking campaign. she does a couple of nights a week at clinics helping people to give up. she's given up trying on me.

[cascarelli]

I think your engagement is off ummmm

[snagged]

...well Lambert... you can fold my 'rizla' papers into the shape of a lung machine... ;o)

[ummmm]

That didn't last long......

[snagged]

have a fag and reflect on it ummmm ;o)

[cascarelli]

at least you got a ring, eh?!

[ummmm]

I think I'll have to snagged.......

[johnlambert]

yep ok snagged, I'll even sing "I will survive" while doing it

[ummmm]

pmsl.....have you got a version of that for girls ?

[snagged]

...and I will join you in a chorus of 'Smoke On The Water... On My Lung'...