Please Insult Me

[Theland]

During many debates with my fellow ABers, whilst defending my faith, I often feel ridiculed -(well ..... a bit anyway.)
I can't let this become an obstacle to lively and vigorous discussion, so I need some exercise, to toughen up, like a boxer going into the ring against a real hard case!
Press ups and skipping ropes are no good here, so I need your help.
I need to be insulted, villified, treated like a cross between an unwashed tax inspector with halitosis, and a "Jobsworth" from the local council, who's out to get YOU!
So, if you kind loving people can bring yourselves to insult me to your hearts content, then in future, any negative comments I receive during debates will be like water off a ducks back! No hold barred! Go for it!

AB Ed: Please allow the most wickedly and personal attacks to remain, because they are good for me! Thank you.

[Theland]

I am astonished! We have four cats! How did you know?

I love Anne Widdecombe - sensible lady -apart from her religion of course, but each to their own.

Whiffey - spot on!

[Theland]

I can feel the emotional resistance muscles growing, and my skin is definitely thickening by the minute.
Keep it up!

[Theland]

If I had a fourth star to award, it would have to go to Waldo - the REALLY HURT

THANK YOU

[Theland]

I hope Noxlumos looks in - he'll cut me to the bone!

[Theland]

Waldo - You KNOW that I am passionately anti-melon. Therefore I refute your scurrilous allegations. (Was I really smiling?)

[Theland]

The sweetest Champagne I have ever tasted - thank you kind soul.