Please Insult Me

[Theland]

During many debates with my fellow ABers, whilst defending my faith, I often feel ridiculed -(well ..... a bit anyway.)
I can't let this become an obstacle to lively and vigorous discussion, so I need some exercise, to toughen up, like a boxer going into the ring against a real hard case!
Press ups and skipping ropes are no good here, so I need your help.
I need to be insulted, villified, treated like a cross between an unwashed tax inspector with halitosis, and a "Jobsworth" from the local council, who's out to get YOU!
So, if you kind loving people can bring yourselves to insult me to your hearts content, then in future, any negative comments I receive during debates will be like water off a ducks back! No hold barred! Go for it!

AB Ed: Please allow the most wickedly and personal attacks to remain, because they are good for me! Thank you.

[Theland]

Goodnight, or rather, good day to you all, especially Sandra - better late than never eh girl?

[Theland]

I just gotts gotts go!

I've never felt so insulted in all of my life!

Thank you all so much for your generosity!

(Bring on the paint brushes Mrs T - if you dare!)