Jobs & Education1 min ago
Please Insult Me
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During many debates with my fellow ABers, whilst defending my faith, I often feel ridiculed -(well ..... a bit anyway.)
I can't let this become an obstacle to lively and vigorous discussion, so I need some exercise, to toughen up, like a boxer going into the ring against a real hard case!
Press ups and skipping ropes are no good here, so I need your help.
I need to be insulted, villified, treated like a cross between an unwashed tax inspector with halitosis, and a "Jobsworth" from the local council, who's out to get YOU!
So, if you kind loving people can bring yourselves to insult me to your hearts content, then in future, any negative comments I receive during debates will be like water off a ducks back! No hold barred! Go for it!
AB Ed: Please allow the most wickedly and personal attacks to remain, because they are good for me! Thank you.
I can't let this become an obstacle to lively and vigorous discussion, so I need some exercise, to toughen up, like a boxer going into the ring against a real hard case!
Press ups and skipping ropes are no good here, so I need your help.
I need to be insulted, villified, treated like a cross between an unwashed tax inspector with halitosis, and a "Jobsworth" from the local council, who's out to get YOU!
So, if you kind loving people can bring yourselves to insult me to your hearts content, then in future, any negative comments I receive during debates will be like water off a ducks back! No hold barred! Go for it!
AB Ed: Please allow the most wickedly and personal attacks to remain, because they are good for me! Thank you.
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Wizard69 - I LOVE YOU.
(Please Mr AB ed - let me give Wizard69 TEN STARS, with bunting around them!)
Wow! I thought Waldo had exceeded his exceedience but you Wizard, have got me flushed and panting for more!
How will I ever repay such kindness, such endearing salutations.
This is better than a course of vitamins - I can really feel my resistance to criticism growing with every post.
Just wait until my wife asks me to get the paint brushes out. Huh! Is SHE in for a shock!
I'm getting to be a roughy toughy debater who takes his coat off if somebody looks at me the wrong way!
I need some tough sayings - like "I'll be back," or ,"make my day," or "eat this," or "Bless you my son."
Just draining the "night shift wine" now, onl;y dregs left, so ...... time running out.
Thanks again one and all - but "keep 'em coming."
I would have liked to have been insulted by Ummmm, (Sandra), but I think she's dealing with bailiffs this morning / afternoon.
(Please Mr AB ed - let me give Wizard69 TEN STARS, with bunting around them!)
Wow! I thought Waldo had exceeded his exceedience but you Wizard, have got me flushed and panting for more!
How will I ever repay such kindness, such endearing salutations.
This is better than a course of vitamins - I can really feel my resistance to criticism growing with every post.
Just wait until my wife asks me to get the paint brushes out. Huh! Is SHE in for a shock!
I'm getting to be a roughy toughy debater who takes his coat off if somebody looks at me the wrong way!
I need some tough sayings - like "I'll be back," or ,"make my day," or "eat this," or "Bless you my son."
Just draining the "night shift wine" now, onl;y dregs left, so ...... time running out.
Thanks again one and all - but "keep 'em coming."
I would have liked to have been insulted by Ummmm, (Sandra), but I think she's dealing with bailiffs this morning / afternoon.
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