MM and KM Links Games

[crofter]

It's Friday night and I feel fine.
I've had my pizza and goblet(s) of wine.
Now send the message 'cross hill and glade
It's time to muster the shrubbery brigade.

Are y'ready t'do battle with thorn and hedge
And beat the Wards (both Pauline and Reg).
If you are covered in smears of marmite
Then you must have met with the awesome samurite.

But you must go armed with sword and gun
If you plan to take on the sharp-tongued Dustybun;
And approach with utmost humility
The one called Aquagility!

There's the Hewats, burgess and (of course) cliffyg,
And our in-house solicitor who's called FoxLee.
Don't forget Christiana and Shaneystar2
And Gremus and chriss ~ to name but a few!

The field is global, I say that because
We have Steff all the way from Oz.
And come prepared to dish the dirt
With our Canadian couple (Joan and Bert)

Play if you dare - it's an addictive habit
You could end up like rogerrabbit!
We need sharp brains, we want no fools
You'll pit your wits against Jim & Jools!

But there's one whose powers yet unsung ~
The one that they call "wicked tongue".
Speak his name and every heart sinks
For he is the ONE that sets the links!




Apologies to anyone I've missed, but the red wine is starting to kick in!

LaneyB ~ you asked how long we've been this mad!
Your answer is given at the quick link given below:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes-and-Puz zles/Question380842-2.html

[crofter]

Tomorrow (early) look out for the launch of KM at a posting set by Steff (it might already be there whilst I've been "iambic pentameterising"). This should kickoff about 8.00am. Steff (aka seekeerz) has things to do tomorrow, so has asked me to keep an eye on things!
I gladly accept and instantly delegate the task to FoxLee!

The site for MM should appear at 8.45am and the words to be linked should appear at 9.00am.

If you don't know what I'm talking about - SHAME ON YOU


I duly turn this site over to the "shrubbery brigade" for random thoughts!

[paulineward]

My My Crofter...well impressed!..how long have you been working on that!!!???
When do you start on the Ouzo? Take it easy...you know what happened last week!!
Have you left supplies in the shrubbery?....they will all be on their way!

[sarumite]

Cor blimey crofter what's all this blank verse then? Reckon you must have swallowed the thesaurus or something .. I suppose the least we can do is to bestow the following award . . http://www.jameshalon.com/Poetry%20%20medal%20 back%20001.jpg

[Magyar]

Who needs Cyril Fletcher when we've got our very own 'Odd Oder' in Crofter. How on earth are you going to top that effort next week?

[Alibobs]

Although not mentioned ( I defy anyone to find a rhyme for Alibobs) I am mighty impressed by your ditty Crofter.

If only you were so good at the linkwords................!!!!

[sarumite]

Alibobs .. I won't do the Shakespeare bit, can't top crofter's efforts .. but maybe "Valley Yobs" or perhaps "Galley Snobs" would do the trick ?? ☺☺

[paulineward]

There was an ABer called Alibobs
Who thought it fun hearing the sobs
When he won a links game
And with it the fame
And joined the wickedtongue snobs!

Oh well...it is getting late!!

[earthakitten]

You're a star crofter !! xx

[Alibobs]

Sarumite, Goodnight, Sleep tight.

Thats as poetic as I get!

[rogerr]

'ere whats this--addictive habit--end up like Rogerrabbit--the solicitors have been informed!!
Cheeky B!!
Too much ouzo we think--'orrible stuff!

[Alibobs]

Thank you Paulineward, I've never had my own limerick before!!!!

[paulineward]

Glad you liked it Alibobs!...good luck tomorrow!

[Alibobs]

Apologies Paulineward but I tried!!!! BTW Alibobs is a she!

There was an ABer named Pauline
Whose attempts at link games were appalling
Until a Saturday in Spring
When she got the hang of the thing
And now WickedTongues crown is calling

[paulineward]

Thanks...I am well impressed Alibobs!...and apologies for the gender change!!
Somehow don't think wickedtongue has anything to worry about!!

[JoolsTwo]

Wow crofter is a poet.

[Alibobs]

And we didn't know it!!!!





The old ones are the best!

[paulineward]

Krophta a poet indeed?
More like he's in need
Of another glass of red wine
To keep these ABers in line!

[paulineward]

Yes....alright I'll go to bed soon!

[JoolsTwo]

Oh dear Pauline have you been at the bottle too. :-)

[rogerr]

Is this another cofteriginal !