Be Prepared

[stewey]

In the event of hostilities breaking out on this site tonight even though an actual State of War will not be declared, I have for hire, at reasonable rates, numerous items which I have salvaged from previous skirmishes. Some items may be slightly discoloured and/or dented. Please peruse the list and order at the appropriate time.

tin helmets
nissan huts
fox holes
cotton wool
shovels
wellingtons
heavy dictionaries
AB negative blood
bottles of rum
semi-automatic zappers
camouflaged key-boards
MOD issued "user-names"

If there is anything that you require that is not on the list please do not hesitate to place a special order

[megan07]

Yes i am a respectable girl lol

[opera winfre]

And what are you trying to say about myself megan?
Naughty you for trying to sully my name.

[stewey]

Ok, I am on leave now and will saunter off, dressed in mufti, to the "Atria Bar & Grill" for a few wobbly-pops. See ya down there, Megan: flash that flask so I will recognize you. Shall return to the barracks fit (maybe) for duty at 0100hrs your time.

[opera winfre]

Take care its a jungle out there.

[megan07]

Hi stewey i am flashing can you see me And opera i would not dream of sullying your name sweetheart now get your high-heels on and behave captain stewey is watching lol love you's megan

[opera winfre]

Im dressed to impress and ready to strut my stuff as a femme fatale.

[megan07]

Go girl Go get down with it ( i say that in good taste )

[opera winfre]

Go get down?
A tad presumptuous id say.

[megan07]

O you know i love you

[opera winfre]

Mmmmm now theres a thought to mull over tonight.

[megan07]

Hi opera i am a lovable kinda person life to short to be miserable so I LOVE YOU lol

[opera winfre]

Youre such a charmer.
And so endearing too.
Mmmmmmmm.

[megan07]

Thank you sweetheart

[opera winfre]

Are you flirting with me young lady?

[megan07]

No i am just a nice person and very much in love with Mr megan i like your banter and there seems to be something secretive about you i like your wit please do not be offended

[enigma]

I'm guessing that Opera has been zapped ........ either that or Megan got fed up waiting for replies and is having a conversation with herself lol. Oh and as well as some Baileys , could I please have some matchsticks to prop up my eyelids for when i'm sitting here in the wee small hours and it's died a death on here ? Ta very much.

[opera winfre]

It would appear ive been zapped.

[megan07]

Hi enigma it looks like opera has been zapped i think i had better get off to bed now the people on A.B. have been so very nice to me tonight i do not want to spoil anything love megan