ok apparently we have a new prime minister

[dot.hawkes]

noone told me, do things happen in the real world that just kinda pass you by?

[jno]

don't tell me you missed the whole election - were you in the travel agents' at the time? And the victory parade, all the open-top buses and champagne sprayed over the crowds?

[knobbynonuts]

Yea I know how you feel

[dot.hawkes]

yep. missed all of that, and yes i probably was in the travel agents but it wasn't Thomas fekkin Cook

[dot.hawkes]

so when did thie new bloke move in? I really did not know this had happened, i feel abit silly but I HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINSG AHPPENEING, LIKE THE LAUNCH OF OUT sale and my packing to do

[dot.hawkes]

in caps lock i lose the ability to spell

[annie0000]

Only yesterday Dot.

[dot.hawkes]

that is the carpenters annie

[dot.hawkes]

sorry, carpenters, Richard hated the THE being used. Check out their albums, only says carpenters, not The carpenters

[knobbynonuts]

Anyway dot aint you on holiday and getting sun burtrnted in italliya or suming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViP28dcJf-M
Sorry but just cant help me selfe at the moment

[jno]

wasn't it Yesterday Once More?

[dot.hawkes]

no jno it was only yesterday when i was sad and i was lonely.

Knobby have you been on another dimensional planet? my fekkin holiday was fekkin cancelled by fekkin thomas cook on thursday 35 hres b4 we were due to fly cos they had double booked the fekkin rooms!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrr he's set me off again

[jno]

oh that one. Did you know the Beatles'Yesterday was originally called Scrambled Eggs till they finalised the lyrics.

[dot.hawkes]

yeah i did

[knobbynonuts]

kin ell dot it could only happen to you canit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAdsreCWZr8

[pete-duel]

to be perfectly honest dot
your're question speaks volumes for itself
(why didn't anyone tell me?)
i mean !!!!

[dot.hawkes]

meaning?

[pete-duel]

work it out
it isn't rocket science

[pete-duel]

bet plenty of people howl at ignorance

[dot.hawkes]

well i'll be quite honest i was expecting a text (at least) from Sir gordon (not one of his minions) asking if it was ok for him tio move in, i am shocked and horrified that i had to find out from the placard outside the Spar.