With friends,had a great night,come home,mr kola in a pi**y mood,cant be doin with it.Hes 5 years younger than me,anyone would think hes 5 years older.
Alright you lot! Seems to me every Saturday night I almost trip over the lot of you barely holding onto the footpath with yer blinking fingernails. Wot with all the drinking and carrying on I don't know what the younger generation is coming to. Twernt like this when I being a young gaffer. Now move along and dispurse or I'll have ta blow me shiny whistle and proceed to unceremoniously proceed to wallop yer all over the head with me bleedin oft used truncheon.........Cor, stone the bleedin crows.
See wot I means: no blinking respect for the law officiating body dedicated to behold the laws of the land. Right, skyrep, let's be avin you...........hands on yer 'ead whilst I 'andcuffs yer elbows together. Don't be falling off back mudguard on journey to the nicker.
hau kola-oh dear! I hope he made it up to you and bought you a pint! Cheeky s*d-tell him you could easily do better if you looked ;)
skyep, thank you. It was-flowers, choccies, a new MP3 player cos mine was bust, and breakfast in bed! Lovely. How was your night? Did you, erm, "boogie on down"?!
Sounds like everyone has had right royal weekend so far x