Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once again good evening to you all, has been a mixed week round about hasn't it? Even the weather is undecided, so maybe our little dose of MOFC madness can restore the equilibrium (that's my new tailcock).
Despite the torrential downpours the flood defences on the moat have held up well, thanks in no small part to the work of trusty Alex, for this he gets employee of the week award.
Not sure if ttfn will be calling as I am sure she is once again at her country retreat, doubtless feet up and a glass of Brandy on a salver close by.
For my contribution to tonight's raffle, I have:
Half roll of Anaglypta wallpaper
3 jars of salmon spread
2 Sporks
and a china figurine of the Tower of Pisa.

Tailcocks and nibbles are on the long buffet table in the gallery which has been treated for the rot and is now back in action.

So enjoy and chat away

Mamya ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Actually figurine is not the correct term is it? a china model of....

[alexanderd]

Hi Matron is herladyship still scavenging? Wow employer of the month, I expect that will cost me. I have got two jars of Marmite, some long-handled toenail clippers and last weeks radio times for the raffle

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Alex, (of the week dear) what splendid offerings as usual, seems uiet about again.

[alexanderd]

Sorry tried to steal afew extra weeks there it is quiet isnt it? Next door havent been causing problems again about access have they?

[Mamyalynne]

Well have heard there have been marauders about but they do not seem to have breached our defences as yet, although weekends are pretty notorious for impostering and the like.

[alexanderd]

i think we may be on our own tonight so we may have to drink more than usual

[Mamyalynne]

And maybe a dance around later on the terrace, we may even see some meteors.

[alexanderd]

good for the dance but meteors are out its been chucking it down all day here

[alexanderd]

joss you are more than welcome to stay, nibbles and tailcocks available for all

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Joss you are most welcomw, we only wax lyrical when there is no other company.

[alexanderd]

mamy dont give away our little secret, could do with some more men round here I am usually exhausted by the end of the night!!

[hetherington]

Hiya, did enjoy the tailcocks and nibbles last week so thought I'd fly by again for a chat, and a spot of meteor watching or should that be a watch of meteor spotting got a monocular for that very thing which could go towards the raffle

[alexanderd]

Hi Hetherington and welcome, matron is around somewhere, help yourself to tailcocks and nibbles, Joss I dont need Viagara, Im not as good as I once was but Im as good once as I ever was

[flicrat]

Good evening and greetings gentlefolk - (and the rest of you.) !

[hetherington]

Hi Alex is Matron off waxing the long table as well as lyrical and we all get better with age like wine, ooh good idea another drink I think

[alexanderd]

good evening Flicraft, seems to be picking up now has everyone been out this evening

[flicrat]

Well, I was watching Leicester City with two of the grandchildren earlier, which delayed things, and then had a job getting on site - eventually had to turn off and start again.I am used to being a turn off but .... this was ridiculous!

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Hetheringsone and flicrat, do settle up and enjoy a drinky, we can pop out when its dark. No sliding on my newly waxed bannisters please.

Oh yummy jammy dodgers.

Joss can assure you Alex is in no need of medication.