Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members new and old, once more I am left in the lurch - I mean in charge as the Aristo's have toddled off to see some prestingdig... er pestergating er Magic Show.

The Aga has been well used today and arrayed on the long buffet table in the short gallery are amongst other things, a beautiful Roast Gammon joint (do carve as you require), some tasty Tandoori Chicken skewers with a Raita dip. All the usual nibbles and Tailcocks are there also.

This week's guest tipple is 'Magic Wand!' a truly amazing concoction and perfect accompaniment to the Gammon.

For the raffle I have;
2 cards of Kirby grips
6 Playing cards (all jokers)
Half a jar of Branston pickle
A dozen Liquorice teabags.

So welcome all, settle in and chat.

[DTCwordfan]

Wimbledon theme for the Raffle...


one broken racket from Andy Murray
Kim Sears glasses
Pippa the Bum's Wimbledon Dress
Sue Barker's inked out cue card
Boris Becker's latest Court Injunction
1/2 glass of Pimms minus the strawberry
The Centre Court Net - a very useful sieve for MiLady
Two balls
A sleepless night with Monica Seles - should have alexander hot under the something.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh how wonderful, once more a veritable casket of delights.

[ttfn]

Good evening Mamya! You have been busy in the kitchen - Aga Khan and Mamya can - well done. I shall sharpen the carving knife on the scullery doorstep for you. In the mean time let me just empty my duffel bag for you - we have some frozen yogurts (they are not supposed to be but the fridge has been running too high) - leave them out for a bit and no-one will notice. I have a button hook - with mother of pearl handle, but I think it is nacred really, feel tired myself. I may try a magic wand if you please.

[DTCwordfan]

sorry I could not steal Maria Sharapova's 8 carat rock for you of the female persuasion here......

[Mamyalynne]

Oh do help yourself to a large 'Magic Wand!', DT I am afraid us lower staff have no idea of these leisure pursuits of which you speak.

[ttfn]

Thank you DT but Miss Piggy is welcome to her 8 carrots

[ttfn]

The Magic Wand is rather good, Mamya.
First, you see it and now ... ... ...
May I have another please?

[DTCwordfan]

then there is a "carut"

Imagine this eight times......bit like being the moat keeper when his nibs is around......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJFj23OQK_E

[ttfn]

Do you think her ladyship may volunteer herself for the disappearing lady in the cabinet, Mamya? She has some experience after all ... ... ...

[TonyV]

On my way took a cutting of burberry - thought someone would have some Pimms
Also got some Cheese and Bread
For raffle have just got from jumble sale

3 Yarns of wool
2 pairs of combat trousers
1 gas mask

[slinky.kate]

hiya folks,been lying low for a few days,so thought i would just venture out for a few hours,for raffle i have a bottle of milk of magnesia,(unopened)but date1987,that is when i had heartburn when i was expectin'. 2 furry insoles hand washed.i carrier bag full of used carrier bags.could i have some ruffle tickets and a magic wand.

[DTCwordfan]

1st Verse of the Night (adapted) from Lyrics of "Penny for Your Thoughts" by Gemineye


Can I have a penny, for your thoughts?
As a matter of fact how about three
One penny for you
One penny for me
And one penny for our minds engaged
Not so sexually
Getting intimately closer
As we approach the climactic AB altitude
Of mindless mental sensational conversation
cuz I’m trying to get to know everything about you
from the neck UP
So these are not your typical sexual poetical prose
I’m trying to close the door of an all too familiar freaky spooky game
With which most people have chosen to approach your
mental sheets
I’m trying to find and define the fibers with which your mind speaks
I want to engage you by putting a two carat solitaire diamond on your mind
and marrying your every thought
I want to search every inch of every cranial crevice so I can get an oral fix from each mental edifice
and taste your passionate imagination
I’d rather be baked and cooked when you know we’re lying
And your whiing and crying while confiding and describing the tough times you had in life
And how you don’t know if you can hold n on-line relationship
Long enough to be an AB wife

[ttfn]

Very good DT
More bromide in your tea?

[DTCwordfan]

in my wine, I love those crystals at the bottom of the bottle................

[ttfn]

Just so long as no-one thinks they are getting any sort of fix in my crevices tonight, all will be well I am sure. Slice of hog anyone - the knife is honed to perfection now.

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening mamya. Hello everybody. that gammon smells delicious. For the truffle I have brought:

A packet of biltong
A bottle of ginger beer
An unused diary for 1976

A Magic Wand would be much appreciated.
A jar of celery salt

[Mamyalynne]

Right that's the scullery floor scrubbed and drying, what have I missed, oh more poetry, very ribald - are the tailcocks too strong.

Good evening Tony and Kate what great raffle prizes.

[slinky.kate]

biltong is meat from the buttock and tongue(yuck)

[Mamyalynne]

Hello Daisynonna too.

[TonyV]

Is Hog Boiled or Roasted? - Mama you have been very busy today