Ahoy to all of you and I am returned from my sojourn in the Oxford wilderness to the hallowed turf and tile of the Castle. Greetings abound and aplenty.
I had the distinct pleasure of partaking with the hoi-polloi of the demure Royal Enclosure at Henley and therefore my riffle offerings are a selection of purloined and borrowed items with a rowing theme
One broken deck chair
One door with a brassplate engraved “Leander Bar” - broken window
One empty Pimms Bottle
One empty Bollie bottle
One half drunk ice tea
One of gness’s banned miniskirts
One half eaten three-cheese & prawn Quiche
One used Henley Royal Enclosure badge
One Corpus Christie tie, cut half way up
Forty corks (good for any Down-Under ABers)
One striped blazer in pink, yellow and shocking tinkerbell green
One HRR traffic cone
Half a Policeman’s helmet
One crocodile Choo shoe, stiletto half missing
One pair of knickers, size 8, from back of the Ladies, tagged Pippa M
Steve Redgrave’s broken oar
And I donate a rowing skiff for the Moat plus harpoon. (I shall enjoying using this on ABers and others who take a swim to disturb his Crocadom).
A bucket of the furry murry please, Buttle - is this a dastardly nungate creation.....I see his Tyke namesake is in with a chance as the Castle antics unfold.