Balders, your talents are wasted on here. Your post was, nearly, but not quite, as good as my 2 for the price of 3
I like the lad in small doses, much prefer him to G. R.
and as for a slow meal, diddlydo, there was a show, the name of which escapes me, possibly," help me I am totally inept". They put up brackets for people who have no idea as to which end of a screwdriver to blow down.
The cooking bit came as a shoulder of lamb cooked for six hours, with all the veg. Numpty was still worried that her hubby might think it was underdone.