Potted beef?

[Kidd72]

What shade of green is it still safe to eat?
;-)

[tamborine]

if you want stomach ache & clear your bowels

[Kidd72]

Oh :-/ ok thanks i'll settle for the sausages that had at some point rolled under the fridge I found earlier.

[tamborine]

gat any old fashioned toffee lying about?

[Kidd72]

No toffee (old or new) i'm afraid but the fluff covered jelly-button went down well.

'WTF is potted green beef,and why would anyone eat it? '
Exactly.