Are you a coffee 'snob'?

[Answerprancer]

If there's one thing I cannot thole it's sub-standard coffee.
The worst of the lot is that milky vomit they serve up in 'builder' cafes.
Starbucks are a fraud - rarely have I had a decent coffee from them, and they their 'fair-trade' policy is dubious.
The best of the high street coffee bars IMO is Cafe Nero: good quality, decent strength, forgeable loyalty cards - it's genius siting a couple of their branches for the tired traveller in Heathrow and Gatwick.
My setup here at home is: Gaggia espresso machine (permanently set up with the 'double' espresso holder), microwave to warm the milk, and Taylors Hot Lava Java - strength 6 :-)

So - back to my question, are you a coffee connoisseur, do you have a decent set-up or do you just bung a spoonfull of Maxwell house into a mug, slop water onto it and glug?

[Answerprancer]

Oh no! here's my stalker again! Sorry - I just *don't* fancy you "lucy"

[Answerprancer]

Taken in by what? (je ne comprends pas!)

[NoMercy]

I am inclined to disagree with you, Answerprancer, for if there is one coffee I truly detest, it's the acrid broccoli they serve in Cafe Nero.

I do truly adore the coffees I used to have in Spain, but for me the best coffees on the average UK high street is Starbucks.

[Answerprancer]

LOL 'broccoli'

[NoMercy]

I typed "sh.ite."

lol

Damn swear filter.

[Answerprancer]

Another of Ed's secrets revealed -he doesn't like broccoli ! Hmm - the thot plickens.

[joeluke]

Can never understand the logic of the swear filter substituting sh1 te for broccoli

Surely Brussel Sprouts would be a better substitute word for it?

[Answerprancer]

..yes I hate sprouts - they taste of fart and they MAKE you fart.

[joggerjayne]

They "taste" of fart ???

=0/

[joeluke]

JJ, maybe it's a strange fetish of Prancers?

[Answerprancer]

Yes ..I'm a fartist

[sara3]

Lucy, terrible spelling, love!

[Answerprancer]

...the wonky, badly photoshopped scribblings of a raaaaving maniac!
(I've never had a stalker before - it's very exciting!)

[xstitcher]

I drink white tea every day Scampiface......quite like Green Tea but without becoming bitter. It is said it is la creme de la creme of tea.

[Answerprancer]

I like St Ivel in my coffee sometimes -I've heard it's the creme de la creme de la creme !

[IRN-BRU]

I like IRNBRU

[Answerprancer]

So do I :-) - usually for the 'morning after'