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Chicken
A man was driving down the motorway when he was overtaken by a three legged chicken.
He was flabbergasted,so he accelerated and overtook the chicken.
Despite doing over 70, the chicken passed him again!
“Right” he said to himself, “I am going to catch it.”
Soon he was exceeding 100 but still couldn’t keep up with it.
The chicken turned off at the next junction and headed down a single lane road with the man tearing after it.
After a couple of miles the chicken headed down a farm track with the man desperately trying to keep it in his sight.
He saw it in the distance heading into a shed next to a farmhouse.
The farmer was standing outside his front door.
The driver slammed on his brakes, skidded to a halt, got out and called out to the farmer
“You won’t believe this, but a three legged chicken that was doing over 100m.p.h. has just run into your shed!”
The farmer took off his bonnet, scratched his head and said “ I know, it’s one of ours, we breed three legged chickens.”
Confused, the driver said “Why would you want to breed three legged chickens?”
“Well, it’s like this- there is only my daughter, my wife and myself living here now and we all love chicken legs.”
“Really” enquired the driver “So what do they taste like?”
The farmer answered “No idea, I haven’t been able to catch one.”
He was flabbergasted,so he accelerated and overtook the chicken.
Despite doing over 70, the chicken passed him again!
“Right” he said to himself, “I am going to catch it.”
Soon he was exceeding 100 but still couldn’t keep up with it.
The chicken turned off at the next junction and headed down a single lane road with the man tearing after it.
After a couple of miles the chicken headed down a farm track with the man desperately trying to keep it in his sight.
He saw it in the distance heading into a shed next to a farmhouse.
The farmer was standing outside his front door.
The driver slammed on his brakes, skidded to a halt, got out and called out to the farmer
“You won’t believe this, but a three legged chicken that was doing over 100m.p.h. has just run into your shed!”
The farmer took off his bonnet, scratched his head and said “ I know, it’s one of ours, we breed three legged chickens.”
Confused, the driver said “Why would you want to breed three legged chickens?”
“Well, it’s like this- there is only my daughter, my wife and myself living here now and we all love chicken legs.”
“Really” enquired the driver “So what do they taste like?”
The farmer answered “No idea, I haven’t been able to catch one.”
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