Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, I do hope I have my facts straight and I am due to take the reins again as her Ladyship is on her gallivanting once more (how the other half live eh?)

I have been very busy today and the place is spotless, though some disappointment with the overall look of the knobs and knockers despite excellent help from the 'Home and Garden' section. Still one can but do ones best.

For the raffle I have,

A pack of gold paper doileys
3 yards of knicker elastic
A Scott Joplin CD
and a tin of Mint Imperials

The usual refreshments are on the hall buffet table, plenty of Tailcocks, voltra vons and my specials tonight are crispy Lemon and black pepper chicken fritters with a hummus dip.

Apologies for non attendance received so far, come from ttfn who is partaking of the good country air.

[alexanderd]

good evening matron are we alone tonight?

[petal54]

Ho dee ho,am only able to visit for a short while,have been partaking of outside labour today,much against my bodys'principles.have some slightly past their sell-by date crumpets for the rafter

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Alex and Petal, sorry you cannot stay long am sure the crumpets will be put to good use.

Alex were you hoping for us to be alone, sigh.....

[petal54]

should I send for a chapperone?

[alexanderd]

matron Im not as good as I once was but Im as good once as I ever was!!

[Mamyalynne]

Just wistful Petal, do not worry, there will be no impropriety I fear.

Alex do not undersell yourself♥

[alexanderd]

oh well we will stick to Tailcocks and nibbles I guess

[Mamyalynne]

My ear maybe, wink wink.

[petal54]

has her Ladyship gone on a respite break from his Lorship or are they both sailing up the Limpopo

[alexanderd]

her Ladyship is scavenging again this week I believe, You will have to remove those hoop earrings Mamy

[boxtops]

Good evening all - mamya I have an out of date chaperone licence if I can be of service, I know the ropes.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh welcome Boxy, do you see me as gypsy rose lee Alex?

Have never worn anything hooped except a petticoat.

[alexanderd]

ropes, I am not getting involved in any of that.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear me no nothing like that so early in the evening.

Milady is accompanied on her gallivant with his Ludship I believe, I do hope he behaves.

[alexanderd]

you had me worried there with you holding the reins and then a mention of ropes, Im too old for all that

[petal54]

will you be ok as ref,Imean chapperone,boxtops,as must dash off now.many thanks for the refurbishments,hope the wrestling doesn't attract the riff-raff in again! have a ggod evening

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Alex the reins were metaphorical, I seem to have been misunderstood today, did you see my post in 'Home and Garden'? Tut

[boxtops]

Fancy reminding that you were discussing knobs in public, mamya, that is a bit infra dig for this place!

[Mamyalynne]

Boxy it was a genuine question, surely you cannot suspect me of smutty posting , err can you?

Let's have another drink.

[alexanderd]

knobs and knockers, the mind boggles!!