Cordless Mini Trimmers

[Robinia]

Does anyone have one of THESE or something similar? I need something light to tidy up plants & the smaller shrubs - I get a man in for the big stuff! :o) I wondered if it will only cut very soft new growth or if it would also be handy to cut down perennials that might be a bit woody?

[shaneystar2]

Probably Blighty Kit .. from the Hindustani ..Bilati Neti is still living in the days of the Empire ...ducks .

[swedeheart]

That's the one!

[VINNY100_2]

Oh hiya kip.
I knew what you meant,you silly old kipper.
if you have time this is interesting.yo ..(:O)

[swedeheart]

Hi Shaney I didn't see you, just your post - thought you were jno!

Saving that for later this afternoon you silly old buffer (looks interesting!)

[shaneystar2]

oooh I love this bit
"many Americans look upon the British people as superior beings,due to their ability to make even the most ignorant comments sound absolutely regal...because of that divine way of speaking.
.......obviously never been to dark depths of Norfolk or Devon then .....oogh aagh ..mustn't let the side down then ...Just orf to polish mai tiara and rustle something naice for luncheon . ..

It's started bloomin' raining here .I'm seriously thinking of investing in one of those chimley thingies like wot Vinny's got .

[Robinia]

posh Brits?!

a'noon...well ain'tchoo lot bin busy? not for much longer if one of you doesn't find an inn with room soon
...and I ain't polishin me tiara fa nobody today...once a weekend offer's all they're gettin from me....

oh look, it's Nadal c. '89

[jno]

does one mean that one does one's own polishing???

http://cda.morris.umn.edu/~webbrl/Annie/ProdPh ot/Servants.jpg

[VINNY100_2]

Tally Ho Peasants..!
Drop me a line should you wish, and I will endeavour to respond. Unless I'm out of Blighty catching up with old school chums in Indo-China.tally yo (:O)

[Robinia]

out of the way riff-raff
I is a Lady, I is...

[swedeheart]

Oh stop pretending, Robinia, the moment Wimbledon was over you called your plumber instead, didn't you.

Jaysus Effin' C, Sir Vincent Fitzimmons (you're adorable, shall I see you at the fox hunt next weekend?) that blog was pleasurable reading until they started talking about terminology... think I'll just say The Englands... I liked this bit, it paints a funny picture: [...] I admit that my family is pretty rude. In contrast to the rest of my family, I'm relatively uptight. ...ha ha ha, can't you just see'em! And this: I am a New Yorker, we take loud talk to another level.

Eddie Izzard comes to mind interrupting himself mid-sentence turning to his American audience saying "Do you at all know there are other countries...?" (They don't, you know.) I've been looking for that clip on YouTube, can't find it but I found another one of Izzard interrupting himself, as a squirrel Spot on! They do do that exact thing!

[swedeheart]

Ha ha ha Lady Street-Walker, I envy you those teeth!

[Robinia]

Lawks a mercy!! some little chappie from one's old hamlet has not only gawn & written a book about our town & senior school but he's had the darned thing published....one might have to vacate until the dust settles

Kit....KIT! I say sweedie, I couldn't possibly have the keys to your apartment while you're away could I? I can water your plants & look after things as though they were my own

Eddie's squirrel, brilliant & so true :o)

[swedeheart]

Yes...YES! Whuddaya want, if you're not screaming in my ear you're banging on my lid! But that's a great idea Robinia 'cos that's what it looks like anyway - except that no packet of cigarettes would get past my threshold ever. Robinia do you know where to find that cartoon you posted of a fat woman in a bathrobe with a thin girl on the back of it? I just had an email from my friend, subject: BIKINI. Well she can forget about that. Haven't even got one. They live inland but apparently there's quote unquote "a lake where the fat and ugly go" (thank you) (no my friend is overweight too so she was really describing how comfortable she herself feels going there) but no way am I going to spend tomorrow looking for a swimming suit. Would like to send her that cartoon though if you remember where you got it from? / So, are you in that book? Were you elected "the girl most likely to"- no that's an American custom isn't it?

Starting to miss the Spanish one - should we worry that Barry Manilow didn't bring her out? Oh Neti! Handsome boys! This way! >> no relation of ingmar bergman's

[Robinia]

crikey, words leaked out into cb that we've got a temporary vacancy & the naughty ones have been sent to apply for the place

[VINNY100_2]

OI..! a new home ere>>>yo (:O)

[Robinia]

hahaha..you've got some good ego boosting friends Kit...I'll have a look for the pic ....<lawd let's hope she loses some of her memory in that lake>

erm, the girl least likely to if you don't mind....fool damn fool..

[swedeheart]

<Is Vinny gonna be there? In his Borat swimming suit?> Oh look, my old swimsuit - i found it !

[Robinia]

well Vincent not if you're going to be wearing THAT! cover yourself up toot sweet as matron would say...but seeing as that's one of my all time favourite toons I'll say yes, that'll do just lovely ta. I'll start crocheting a cozzy & be with you tomorrow....

Is this it KIT?I SAID IS THIS IT?.....
sorry, I've got to shout, she'll never hear me over the sound of that shaver...


I don't remember jno asking to be excused from this thread....tut

[Robinia]

hold everything...that's not old enough Vinny, sorry...it'll pop up (NO, NOT THAT)....over there > > > >

[swedeheart]

Yes that's the one, thank you Robinia, my friend will like it! Ha ha guess this means we'll be visiting Vinny's boratbeach at a much later - and chillier - point, say September. I have one word for you: Shrinkage!!! Ha ha ha... (Did y'all see that Seinfeld episode.)

I'm sending you an email Robinia, I've got a possible home - if we're out of them?