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I Like These Signs
1. On a ski lift in Taos, New Mexico. "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."
2. Official sign near door: "Door Alarmed". Hand printed sign nearby: "Window frightened."
3. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): "Caution: Road Slippery from Grape juice."
4. A sign advertising a Companywide skiing race: "Let's see who can go downhill the fastest."
5. Sign in King's Canyon in California. "Slow Parking Ahead."
6. A billboard seen next to the highway, traveling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads: "Our hardware runs better without windows!"
7. Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago. Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
8. Seen in a health food store: "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot."
9. "Children left unattended will be towed at parent’s expense."
10. I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant. The sign read: "Women are not served here. You have to bring your own."
2. Official sign near door: "Door Alarmed". Hand printed sign nearby: "Window frightened."
3. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): "Caution: Road Slippery from Grape juice."
4. A sign advertising a Companywide skiing race: "Let's see who can go downhill the fastest."
5. Sign in King's Canyon in California. "Slow Parking Ahead."
6. A billboard seen next to the highway, traveling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads: "Our hardware runs better without windows!"
7. Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago. Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
8. Seen in a health food store: "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot."
9. "Children left unattended will be towed at parent’s expense."
10. I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant. The sign read: "Women are not served here. You have to bring your own."
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